Don't Piss Off Your Ex-Wife

"$kaycog" (skaycog)
10/01/2013 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

This is sickening. What a bitch.

DISCUSSION (40)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:19

Hopefully he goes back to stock wheels.

PowderHound > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:19

So this would be destruction of property/vandalism? Seems stupid on her part

PatBateman > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:19

This is why you don't marry Crazy.

Casper > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:20

Either seriously crazy or he did something seriously wrong. Either way, bad move.

Life lesson, don't let the crazies know where you live/work and if you marry someone who isn't crazy... just know they can go that way in a hurry.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:20

Those wheels tell me he deserved it.

$kaycog > PowderHound
10/01/2013 at 13:20

Agreed. I hope he pressed charges.

Corson Currently Coupein' It > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:20

Hopefully the wheels are beyond repair, and he'll replace them with 16-20''s not 26s... but beside that, i agree total psycho bitch.

Chris Clarke > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:21

Youtube subtitle - This could happen to you!!

Step 1. Don't be a bro

Step 2. Don't donk a new pickup

Step 3. Don't get divorced

If you get past step one, you probably don't need to worry about the remaining steps.

cbell04 > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:22

Can we track this chick down and have her be the cover of bat shit bebes calender!?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:22

Not that this is justifiable in ANY WAY, but the real question is...what the hell did he DO?!

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:22

I believe the correct nomenclature is CU Next Tuesday.

cbell04 > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:22

Can we track this chick down and have her be the cover of bat shit bebes calender!?

$kaycog > Casper
10/01/2013 at 13:22

No matter what he did (or didn't), this is terrible.

Z_Stig > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:23

While there are some crazy gals out there, what did he do to piss her off so bad?

$kaycog > Chris Clarke
10/01/2013 at 13:24

Good advice!

$kaycog > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2013 at 13:25

Whatever it was, she should be made to pay for what she did.

$kaycog > cbell04
10/01/2013 at 13:25

Good idea!

RotaryLover > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:26

1. Put it out in a art museum (with good contacts)

2. Invent a story about hate for humanity and bla bla bla

3. Call it ''Anger''.

4. Get friends that looks like millions of dollars to push a high price on it in front of rich ignorants and wait for them to give a good price.

5. ???

6. Profit.

MonkeePuzzle > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:26

I'll give you $500 for it! Le-mons here I come!

$kaycog > Z_Stig
10/01/2013 at 13:27

I'd say he screwed around on her. That's a real self-esteem buster there.

$kaycog > RotaryLover
10/01/2013 at 13:28

Marvelous idea!

$kaycog > MonkeePuzzle
10/01/2013 at 13:28

His loss is your gain!

Z_Stig > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:28

Can't blame her then. But I'd like to thank her for destroying a bro truck.

Z_Stig > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:30

Can't blame her then. But I'd like to thank her for destroying a bro truck.

MonkeePuzzle > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:31

at the very least, stripped down like this, convert to awesome off road adventure toy and get all the offroad womenz to replace the missing wife hole in his heart

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:36

Absolutely.

There is no excuse for this.

$kaycog > Z_Stig
10/01/2013 at 13:38

I can blame her. My ex cheated on me, but I could have never done anything to his pickups.

$kaycog > MonkeePuzzle
10/01/2013 at 13:39

Definitely! There's life after divorce.

RotaryLover > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:40

It works beautifully when you're a renowned artist. You can do what the hell you want and still get people to buy your stuff and pay the high price for it when you're at that point!

soto > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:41

Wait, wait, wait, I'm still trying to figure out how the insurance company didn't file this under totaled? Just how it fixing this going to be cheaper than the what the car is worth? New paint, new rims, new interior, OILD DOWN THE VENTS? looks like the nav unit is scratched up, paint on the dash.

soto > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:42

Kit 'Haddy' Iwamatsu > soto
10/01/2013 at 13:47

It takes a lot of damage to total a 30,000 dollar truck...

Your boy, BJR > $kaycog
10/01/2013 at 13:51

Clearly, He was married to Carrie Underwood.

nestanj > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/01/2013 at 13:52

Obviously, she wasn't a fan of his wheel choice. What pushed her over the edge was his continual use of the word "rims" during arguments about the wheels.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > nestanj
10/01/2013 at 13:53

No no no, he clearly would have said "dubs"

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > PatBateman
10/01/2013 at 13:55

Agreed. You can bang Crazy, even take Crazy on vacation but that's about as far as it should go..

$kaycog > Your boy, BJR
10/01/2013 at 14:01

Whahaha! Perfect!

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Your boy, BJR
10/01/2013 at 14:35

Seriously, I hate that song. Every time I hear it I think, you do that to my car you'll be in jail so long people will forget who you are.

Naija > Chris Clarke
10/01/2013 at 16:43

or don't get married in general if you like having nice things

Chris Clarke > Naija
10/01/2013 at 16:46

This is true. I think Step 3 would also fall under not getting married.