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Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 12/31/2017 at 02:16

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ABS light, stability control light, hand brake light(it’s disengaged). TPS is on since my winter wheels have no sensors, &, traction control is turned off. Guess the problem.

Kinja'd!!!

Nope, many hand brake turns will light up the tree. They turned off after 5 minutes.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
12/31/2017 at 03:09, STARS: 17

It’s a Juke.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/31/2017 at 04:22, STARS: 0

Fault in the ABS module.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/31/2017 at 05:08, STARS: 0

Crankshaft sensor

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/31/2017 at 05:09, STARS: 0



Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/31/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 8

Don’t diss the Juke. It just won the prestigious The Grand Tour Nissan Juke Award.

Kinja'd!!! "P5guy now GTIguy" (p5guy)
12/31/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 0

Wheel speed sensor is kaput

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
12/31/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

Same thing happened on my F-150 extracting a dead caravan from a hole down in a ditch. Despite all the nannies bring off, the process of getting it out involved copious amounts of rear wheel spin and digging three sets of ruts up the road before success. That was apparently enough hyjinks to freak out the computers. After a mile or two it healed itself.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
12/31/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

Same thing happened on my F-150 extracting a dead caravan from a hole down in a ditch. Despite all the nannies bring off, the process of getting it out involved copious amounts of rear wheel spin and digging three sets of ruts up the road before success. That was apparently enough hyjinks to freak out the computers. After a mile or two it healed itself.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/31/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

Yup, and it’s damn good.

Kinja'd!!! "Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
12/31/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

That’s not what I’m seeing with all of those lights...