Cadillac Swoopy Hatchbacktified crossover for Image-conscious Trash

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Published 12/29/2017 at 16:12

Tags: Cadillac
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I know everyone hates them around here, so do I, but maybe it’s just what Cadillac needs so they can continue building V cars and manual ATSes.


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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
12/29/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1

That looks pretty good actually.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/29/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

XT7 Coupe? Or, XT7 Biarritz?

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 4

I guess it helps by starting with a base that actually looks good.

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Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/29/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 0

I like them when they look good. Luckily, this looks good.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1

I would say same size as the XT5, so squarely at the GLE Coupe and X6.

So maybe XT6.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/29/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

I had heard that they might have that name designated already.

Kinja'd!!! "winterlegacy, here 'till the end" (winterlegacy)
12/29/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

Kill it, kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Anything!

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/29/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

Oh hey they stole the LED signature right off the Honda Clarity!

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 0

I wouldn’t be surprised, most likely for their Enclave rebadge.

Then maybe XL6... but then they might get sued by Suzuki.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
12/29/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 1

agree - I don’t like most of these “SUV Coupe” thingies, (Acura ZDX is the exception) but that’s not half bad. Give the masses what they want I say!

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/29/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

So much talk of SHITs today! I’m a proud papa of the SHIT name.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/29/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0

As much as I hate these style of vehicles, they should totally build this.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/29/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

Actually now I’m not so sure... looks like the lower part is chrome that doesn’t actually light up.

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
12/29/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

That’s actually quite good looking. Definitely aimed at the Velar styling wise, and less the X4/6.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/29/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

kill it with fire

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
12/29/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

That would sell really well, I honestly can’t believe that Cadillac still only has the XT5 and Escalade in this SUV heavy market

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
12/29/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

GM has trademarked XT2 through XT8, though that doesn’t guarantee they’ll all be used.

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
12/29/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 1

XT4 is on the way next year. Hopefully it incorporates the Escala styling.

https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1081796_2019-cadillac-xt4-spy-shots#image=100636058

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1

Either way, they didn’t steal it from Honda. Escala was August 2016, Clarity was April 2017, almost a full year before it.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/29/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

Magazines were doing first drives of the Clarity FCV back in November of 2015. Like most cars that look similar they probably came about totally independently. I made the comment mainly because I just saw a wild Clarity and it was a total WTF moment. Not too many cars on sale today I totally forget exist because I see them rarely.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/29/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

So, you’re saying Jiangling Landwind could make an XT10, if they wanted to?

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
12/29/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 0

Sure. A9 and 9 series is also available.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
12/29/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 0

It would ride on the excellent ats/CT’s chassis and slap a ttv6 in it with a V version with the lt7(?) twin turbo Dohc v8 and it would make my pants tight. Quick hatchback that you could lower back to normal height.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
12/29/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 0

WOW. If they were Volvo they could bring something 95% that into production. But they are Cadillac, so no. That exact body with a slightly improved ttv6 and a 6 speed would be my dream sedan.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 1

Probably more I-PACE than Velar though.

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/29/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

GM can produce cars which are darn close to the concept too, but that’s rather the exception than the norm.

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Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
12/30/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

Oh yeah, I just can’t believe that Cadillac did the ATS, CTS, XTS and CT6 before they went after the growing SUV market

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
12/31/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

I think they wanted to establish a reputation that would be more accepted internationally with a well rounded lineup rather than just becoming an SUV brand.