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Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 12/28/2017 at 16:03

Tags: doug demuro ; daddy doug ; Mitsubishi ; mirage ; mitsubishi mirage ; cheap car ; exposed fasteners
STARS: 4


The Mirage doesn’t have a locking steering column because Mitsubishi knows most will be repo’d when the owners don’t make their payments, and it’ll make it easier to tow.

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All the other “quirks”, like the fog light switch? LOL.

Edit: At 8:45 Doug rants about exposed fastenersssssssssssssss


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
12/28/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

What the 2017 and 2018 have a new front bumper and 4 more hp.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/28/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 3

“its feature” haha

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/28/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1

The ‘32 Ford had a locking steering column. It is not a new feature, Mitsubishi.

Of course Ford then spent a lot of the following forty years without one because muh dashboard styling, but even so.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/28/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

I get the vibe that you dislike Doug.

But this isn’t one of his best videos tbh.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
12/28/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1

Too bad you can’t get it in pink anymore, and too bad no sunroof available. Also, I still think it’s overpriced. MSRP should start around $8000, considering it’s not much more than that in Europe, where their taxes and shit are much higher than ours.

The base price in Canada is a little over $10k. Down here, it’s $13k, almost $3000 more! That’s also because they get the Micra that we don’t.

If they made a VR4 with like 150 hp turbo for like $16k, that would be awesome as fuck

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 4

He’s alright. I find his videos quirky, and full of features.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/28/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 1

WHY does a car this cheap even have electronic HVAC control? Is it really cheaper than having 3 simple knobs?

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 2

Probably a parts bin special from another model

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
12/28/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

Someone should get that man a thesaurus. Or at least send him some synonyms for “quirk”.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/28/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 1

Except for the engine, he could do an identical review of our Pontiac Vibe. This is what I expect basic economy cars to be like.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

The only thing that stood out to me was the fog light switch and the electronic climate control.... two things that seemed out of place in such a cheap car.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/28/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

I suppose I do have actual fog lights tied to my fog light switch...

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/28/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

Sounds like they need a Doug score

Kinja'd!!! "Chinny Raccoon" (chinnyraccoon)
12/28/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 1

It starts at £12,000 in the UK. There’s many much better cars cheaper than it- Up, C1 are both around £9000 and it’s around the same price as a Swift which is a much better car a size up from it. If you really want a cheap new car it’s twice the price of a Hair Shirt edition Sandero but I wouldn’t really recommend that.

Mostly Mitsubishi sell pickups and the tax dodging Outlander, and neither would really be missed.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0

And usually rear fog lamps are reserved for European market cars, or high end Euro cars sold here.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
12/28/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

TBQH, I think he unfairly savaged this car, and this is as someone who thinks it’s a poorly-suited car to the US market.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/28/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 2

I love that the HVAC beeps really do sound like a microwave. You know Mitsubishi makes microwaves, maybe the borrowed that part too.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
12/28/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 1

Too bad Suzuki stopped selling the Swift here after 2001 :(

Because if they kept selling it here, they’d still be in business here! (rebadged Daewoos count)

But regardless, yeah, the Mirage is overpriced

Kinja'd!!! "prohome" (prohome)
12/28/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1

Duh... That plastic thingy under the seat is a rear heat duct. These cars aren’t really that bad and will only get better with age as they get even cheaper. It will only be a used set of wheels and tires away from being a great go cart.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
12/28/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

One of our neighbors down the street got one of those in that magenta/purple color for their teen daughter - took about a month before she bashed it into a curb, (which I believe totaled it because it mysteriously has no longer been around since it was towed back to their driveway...)

Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
12/28/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

MINIs also don’t have locking steering. Because of the push button start maybe?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/29/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

I am surprised to hear that there is such a thing as a car without a steering wheel lock. Even the RallyMetro has one of those.