by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 12/27/2017 at 23:00
by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 12/27/2017 at 23:00
Tags: Dadlopnik
STARS: 11
My 5-year old figured out how hopelessly ticklish I am. This does not bode well for me.
Have a pic of our kitty letting me know the bathtub faucet was dripping
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/27/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 2
Dude, you are soooooo dead.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/27/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 2
You have 6, maybe 7 years of pure hell ahead of you. Better take up martial arts.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/27/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1
I’m quite bad as well. Very few know this. Well. Now the internet does but whatever
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/27/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1
She owns you now!
Wait, she probably did already... :)
"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
12/27/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 3
You must learn the ways of the Force, and suppress your tickle response. My 14 year old son knows I’m ticklish, but I’ve learned to put mind over matter, and keep my feelings at bay. He, however, does not possess my years of experience, and can be quickly disabled with a sharp jab at his mid-section and reduced to a quaking ball of flesh.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 2
Those are both accurate statements :)
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1
Yeah, this is bad. Really really bad.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 1
Crap. She just started karate classes a few weeks ago too. I am so screwed.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0
I’m bad enough that they put me under when I got snipped.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0
You gotta do what you gotta do!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/27/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 1
Well then suck it up, Buttercup. This’ll be the “sacrifice” part of parenting
Mine is too big for rough housing now I’m slightly jealous.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/27/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 1
Well... that 5 year old will keep at it so we might just have to put you under again. It’s for your benefit. Trust me you wont end up somewhere out of the country missing a kidney and in a tub of ice. Shit. I said that out loud didnt I?
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 1
It’s quite a lot of fun. The kid is freaking strong too!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/27/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0
Bwahahaha!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/27/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 1
That’s what did me in. Mine is strong and not that much smaller than me anymore!
"Svend" (svend)
12/27/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0
That is bad news. Never let a child, especially your own know your weaknesses.
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/28/2017 at 02:05, STARS: 1
lol... i have the opposite problem.... ive never been ticklish and after 15 years of trying and being told im not ticklish... my daughter still tries it.... and is dissapointed every time it fails....
starting to think she might be a little dense
(like me.. HA... poor thing)
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/28/2017 at 02:06, STARS: 1
My wife has warned my children that, while I’m ticklish as all hell on the bottoms of my feet, I will absolutely (involuntarily) kick whoever tries to tickle me in their faces. The kids don’t dare try now.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/28/2017 at 06:52, STARS: 1
I didn’t tell her. She figured it out through research in the field. She’s smart too.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/28/2017 at 06:53, STARS: 1
Hahaha!
"Svend" (svend)
12/28/2017 at 07:06, STARS: 1
How ever she found out, the thing is, SHE KNOWS.
It was nice knowing you.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/28/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1
Sigh ... I’m hosed
It was nice knowing you as well.
"Svend" (svend)
12/28/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 1
Be strong my friend and you’ll make it through. :)