by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 12/27/2017 at 18:00
by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 12/27/2017 at 18:00
Tags: Mega-Florida
STARS: 4
There was a war between Australia and.... Emus. Links below. Enjoy. I know I did
“Meredith, in no doubt the proudest moment of his military career, decided to set up a proper military ambush at a local dam in order to surprise a group of 1,000 emus. Once again, the birds scattered and slipped away. This scenario repeated itself until Meredith’s I’ve-Had-Enough-of-This-Shit-O-Meter reached critical levels. He mounted one of the machine guns on the back of a truck in order to hunt the emus down and just flat out drive-by the bastards, gangsta style .
The emus easily outran the truck and led it over such rough terrain that the gunner didn’t even manage a single shot. The chase ended when the truck crashed through a fence”
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"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/27/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 1
I have hair grease that contains emu oil. Thank you, emu, for keeping my hair looking fresh.
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
12/27/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0
No-one wins a war. Especially when one is fighting emus.
Crazy with indifference is a legitimate military strategy...