If the truck in the right lane is traveling at 59.9999 MPH and the truck in the left lane is traveling at 60.0000 MPH, how long before E90M3 gets pissed off?

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Published 12/27/2017 at 16:20

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Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
12/27/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 9

Yes.

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
12/27/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 5

You mean how long before they try to pass in the exit lane?

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/27/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 9

Every time this happens my eyes wander over to the shoulder like it’s calling my name

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/27/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 2

RV’s do this too, I fucking hate it.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
12/27/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 3

hard to tell, i’ll need to see the 1/4 mile timeslip

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
12/27/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 1

Approximately 7.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
12/27/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 2

probably not the brightest idea but ive done it lol

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
12/27/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 15

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According to the pic, about 11 minutes ago.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
12/27/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 4

I was on the interstate recently — 4 lanes each direction. I kid you not, there were three effing semis in three separate lanes and a box truck in the fourth (the box truck was at least in the rightmost lane). I’d never seen a rolling roadblock in person before, but that’s what this was.

I’ve never wanted to go all Rae Dawn Chong on somebody so bad!

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Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
12/27/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 3

3.876 picoseconds.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
12/27/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1

From my experience, they’ll tag along side by side from Newark all the way up to the George Washington Bridge.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/27/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 7

If you’re me, about 3 milliseconds. And, after a 14 mile stand off, just as the truck on the left gets far enough past to start changing lanes back, the other truck will exit the highway.

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
12/27/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 7

I once listened to an interview with a trucker on the radio that was supposed to give some insight into their day to day life. And they took listener questions and the person calling in asked, “why do two trucks block the highway for miles sometimes when one is trying to pass another.” To which the truck replied “oh I’ve never seen something like that.” I couldn’t believe he could bald face lie like that. It made me almost as angry as you probably were living it.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/27/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 4

eh shit mate..... you dont got time to be pissed off...... you can spend all that time stuck behind them to figure out where the indicators are

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/27/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 15

The Germans have the perfect word for this: “Elefantenrennen” which translates to elephant racing.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/27/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 7

Of course the Germans have a word for it.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/27/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 1

Yeah, I’ve done that before. Try to keep my calm most of the time though.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/27/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 1

That’s bold.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/27/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0

Yup, have had that happen before.

Kinja'd!!! "GolfR Guy" (golfrguy)
12/27/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 1

Something something, 4 Ford Transits in the left lane. So, immediately

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
12/27/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

Thats a trick question. BMW drivers are always pissed off ;)

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/27/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 3

AND a Prius is just sitting alongside in the right lane, or if that truck wasn’t in the fast lane a Prius would be going 59.9999 in front of you oblivious to anything around it.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/27/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0

Rennspeed

Kinja'd!!! "Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
12/27/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 1

.000001 miles

Kinja'd!!! "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
12/27/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 2

I don’t know how long before you get pissed off, but if they maintain their precise pace it’ll be about 3 hours and 20 minutes before you can get by.

Kinja'd!!! "wbizarre - OEM fetishist" (wbizarre)
12/27/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1

I crest the hill over which I can see the two trucks, one behind the other, approaching the next hill. There’s a glimmer of hope, and I think I might gun it downhill and make it in time. Then the 2nd truck starts to lean to the left. That’s when I get mad.

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
12/27/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 2

The slow pass is by far the most frustrating thing in existence. Sadly I see it regularly by cars here too. If you’re going to pass, fucking pass. Don’t literally match the right lane guys speed.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
12/28/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

perfectly good passing lane on the right there.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/28/2017 at 06:00, STARS: 1

quickly

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/28/2017 at 06:44, STARS: 1

You can barely make out the exit sign if you look at the front of the right truck.

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
12/28/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

The slow pass is by far the most frustrating thing in existence. Sadly I see it regularly by cars here too.

At least the truck slow pass usually involves constant speeds. Around here, the majority of the cars will actually slow down to draw out the pass a long as possible, then speed up once they are by. It is as if the drivers think passing too quickly is somehow dangerous. In reality, spending longer side by side (with less escape routes) is actually increasing the overall risk.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/28/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 3

The Germans (delightfully) call this situation Elefantenrennen (“elephant racing”). When normal cars do it, I call it the “Oregon maneuver,” because every single time I drive in Oregon I am dismayed anew at being repeatedly obstructed by idiots doing 5 under in the passing lane while passing more idiots doing 10 under in the right. Plus, the speed limits are all absurdly low to begin with.

I’m a pretty even-keeled person but seeing the rare passing lanes on a 2-lane highway abused in this fashion over and over again will drive anyone into a rage. Yes, I was in Oregon for the Christmas long weekend, why do you ask?

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
12/28/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

i still stand by my point...

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/28/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

Head gaskets pointed that out. I wasn’t surprised to learn that, it seems so German that they have a word for something involving driving.