Doug Scores An Ugly Expensive Ferrari

Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 12/27/2017 at 13:27

Tags: doug demuro ; doug dedumbass ; daddy doug
STARS: 3


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Sorry, but this is NOT attractive.

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Also, Doug, we need to have a talk about what a CHASSIS is versus a BODY. And also, washer fluid bags were common in ALL CARS in the 50's and 60's. Stop acting so surprised.


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
12/27/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1

He acts so surprised about many minor things and doesn’t tell of engines or drivetrains much.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/27/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

There has been a distinct lack of underhood shots lately. This one is the exception, but he does hardly go into details but that’s pandering to his core audience: People who are not car people but like to hear about rare or strange cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
12/27/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 6

washer fluid bags were common in ALL CARS in the 50's and 60's. Stop acting so surprised

Now that Doug’s big he has sacrificed a lot of authenticity for accessibility’s sake AKA playing dumb to ham it up for the more casual viewers who’ve never looked inside a hood at a car show. I bet he knows about those bags. And agreed, this car looks like its melting.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/27/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 6

It is really attractive.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/27/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 1

Until you see the front.

Kinja'd!!! "average user" (avgusr)
12/27/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

I am guessing the dealer flew him out there to do this.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/27/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 3

Thats the best part!

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/27/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 2

This is the most wrong statement I’ve ever seen on the internet, and I’ve seen a lot of wrong statements.

Kinja'd!!! "ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
12/27/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 2

Also, Doug, we need to have a talk about what a CHASSIS is versus a BODY.

Oh come on, everyone knows you lift the chassis off the body.

When the car is upside down in the ditch, maybe.

Kinja'd!!! "CKeffer" (KefferCameron)
12/27/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1

We’re going to have to agree to disagree here.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
12/27/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

C-pillar area looks very dumb. He said there was no bad line on the car... that whole area is a mess.

Besides that and the fake vent, I can dig it

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
12/27/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

I disagree about the looks. That’s one of my favorite Ferraris.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
12/27/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 1

Leave

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/27/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0

mods pls ban

Kinja'd!!! "RacinBob" (racinbob)
12/27/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

No, you need four headlights to earn the title of Ugly Ferrari...

 

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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
12/28/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Left turn from the outside left turn lane into the inner lane in a $2-3M car? Hell, in any car that’s a no-no.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 1

saw that too

#DubaiThings

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/28/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/28/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0

That’s not an ugly Ferrari front end, this is an ugly Ferrari front end.

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Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
12/29/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 2

He seems dumb to me. He mispronounces many words and names. He says “tiny-little” repeatedly rather than say, “small.” He says than any shiny metal part (door handle, rocker switch, toggle switch, button, et cetera) is “silver.” He won’t say that it’s an aluminum switch or a steel knob but say that it’s silver.

Last week he delighted in pointing to a door’s “rivets” which he claimed were “engraved” with a name. They were cast-metal bolts. The allen-wrench socket and name were cast in each bolt on the door.

In this week’s Ferrari car review, he said “furrarry” repeatedly. He referred to the black knobs under the dashboard as “switches n dials” twice and then “switches.” I can’t imagine why he can’t recognize that they’re knobs.

He acts amused by the presence of a hood prop rod. He acts amused by the absence of a hood prop rod (Ferrari 330 Lusso).

He rents the cheapest car that he can get and then acts amazed at the interior trim. He acts amazed that the engine makes 120 (or whatever) horsepower. He acts so amazed at the wave in the leading edge of the hood, as if it couldn’t be designed that way to accommodate a Perodua badge or Toyota emblem. He acts amazed that a 2200-pound economy car has 14-inch-bead tires. He’s tiresome.