What Happens When You Text A 12 Year Old

Kinja'd!!! by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 12/26/2017 at 17:47

Tags: Its all good fun ; Shes like a daughter to me ; I love her very much really I do
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Why is her avatar a horse’s ass? BECAUSE IF YOUR GONNA TALK ABOUT LICKING BUTTS ALL THE TIME YOU’RE GONNA BE ONE, THEN! AND YOUR DAMN RIGHT I’M SALTY ABOUT YOU GETTING A $1000 PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I’M THE ONE WITH 3 JOBS PULLING DOWN 90 hrs/WEEK YOU LITTLE RUGRAT

...I still love you though, little one.


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/26/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 3

Well, on the plus side, this might be the first screenshot I’ve seen that didn’t show a battery with single-digit life remaining.

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
12/26/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
12/26/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 13

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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/26/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

PS9 is Rob Moore?

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/26/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 7

who the hell gives a 12 year old a $1000 phone ever? Christmas or otherwise?

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/26/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

She told me all her friends have one like hers now and nana (Grandma) didn’t want her to fall behind them. A lot. Too many, is the unfortunate answer to your question.

Wasn’t a big deal for nana since she’s loaded.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/26/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

Hey, come on now. Don’t do my baby girl like that.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/26/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1

ugh.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/26/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

If Robbie pedo even thinks about coming to see my little one, he’s gonna have to get through me, her mom and mom’s husband.

He’s being released from jail this week. He likes knives. So does mom. She’s skinned a whole pig once. Could totally do it again, easy.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
12/26/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 2

My niece’s parents. She was disappointed to have to wait three whole days to get her iPhone X in the color of her choice since all of her friends got theirs on launch day. And she’s already seen Hamilton in something like 6 different cities.

Me? Last year I upgraded to a 6S Plus (on which I’m still making payments) from a 4S, and I still have a couple of 5 year old movie tickets free from Red Cross for donating platelets. Slightly different lifestyles...

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/27/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 0

This is like the first thing you learn when you get on Xbox live or whatever online game - 12yos swear like drunken sailors.

That and apparently my parents are whores.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
12/27/2017 at 03:46, STARS: 0

You made her picture a horse butt. I don’t think I can do her any worse than that lol

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/27/2017 at 05:25, STARS: 1

I just dont get all these parents who insist they must give their kids phones “so I can get in touch with them if I need to.”

when did that become so critically important? especially because these people inevitably have zero clue what their kids are actually doing with them, and act horrified when they find out.

especially because I’ll bet the real reason they give them phones is because “I don’t want to deal with their constant whining and tantrums if I don’t, so I’ll spend a few hundred bucks on a pacifier to shut them up.”

I am so glad I’m not raising kids in this world. there’s a somewhat large part of me who thinks smartphones + social media has been the worst thing to happen to society.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
12/27/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 0

I don’t blame them for wanting them to have a phone. However. May I present:

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Call/text/basic internet capability and built like a freaking tank.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/10/2018 at 12:04, STARS: 0

It’s not $1,000, it’s $100. Don’t you read the cellular offers?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/10/2018 at 12:05, STARS: 0

What movie does that clip come from? (And I figured out how that was going to end before it ended...)

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
02/10/2018 at 13:36, STARS: 0

Chappelle’s Show, season 2 I believe. Aka “The Rick James episode”