Jane knows bullshit when she sees it 

by "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
Published 12/25/2017 at 19:35

Tags: Herald-Sun ; jane
STARS: 9

From the local newspaper

Replies (20)

"xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
12/25/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 11

Pheew. I was worried she’s talking about me for a moment. But I got my Bachelor from the University of Stupid Shit. Lucky for once!

"Aremmes" (aremmes)
12/25/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 7

I think I’ve met her son before.

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/25/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1

I got one Art O-level...it did nothing for me.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
12/25/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 7

Ah yes, the unofficial Oppo motto.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
12/25/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 9

Well. Someone needs a hug.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/25/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 9

That’s right, Jane. Because really, who wants to be educated?

"fintail" (fintail)
12/25/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 5

Oz, Arkansas with a beach.

"dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
12/25/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

I don’t think her son is the chess playing type.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
12/25/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 2

I understood that reference.

"Aremmes" (aremmes)
12/25/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

Her son likely only intended to grimace at actual chess players.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/25/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 2

Soy chai latte? I do think you can have a latte without coffe. If it’s Chai with soy milk it’s just chai with milk.

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/25/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 3

I’m guessing she didn’t go to college.

"wkiernan" (wkiernan)
12/25/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 6

Right! Now “Jane” has never met any such person, nor has her life ever been affected in even the most microscopic way by any such person, but as a consumer of Rupert Murdoch’s journalistic enterprises she feels systematically oppressed by these mythical creatures and needs to sound off anyway.

“Jane” knows bullshit, except of course when “she” sees it in the mirror, then it’s “common sense.”

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
12/25/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0

With all of the kale, arugula, lattes, etc that liberals eat, constipation is not one of their problems.

Also, perhaps Jane has a PhD, and is being condescending to those with lesser degrees from lesser schools?

"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
12/25/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 4

We are completely ignoring the person above her has the name numb bum?!?!?!

"Svend" (svend)
12/25/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0

"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
12/25/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 2

Not from the Universtity of dumbass, duhhh! That’s why I go to.... oh.

"GRS1" (grs1)
12/26/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 3

Jane, you ignorant slut!

"BlurpleToyotaDishwasher" (blurpletoyotadishwasher)
12/26/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

Given their message was about there not being enough seats in the airport, it’s a joke name

"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
12/26/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

I don’t know, Australia does have a driver named Winterbottom.