This Christmas is Off to a Great Fucking Start

by "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
Published 12/24/2017 at 15:38

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I got up sick this morning, but was encouraged to drive the fucking 450 miles to “We tried to elect a pedofile” Ville, so I did. I arrive feeling shittier than before. Family starts to arrive, and so does the dog that’s not supposed to come. I was told the dog was not going to be there, because the dog is a trigger when my asthmatic lungs are already fucked up(It also bites the kids). So I left, because the dog is apparently more important, and I like breathing. And now 450 miles back. A hard line was drawn today, and I honestly don’t care if I see some of my family again. If there is any positivity to this post, Whataburger:

Hope your Christmas is better than mine!

Replies (14)

"Elumerere" (elumerere)
12/24/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

Sorry man.

"daender" (daender)
12/24/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

That blows. Welcome back to SC none the less! If you want to hang out Tuesday, pops and I will be in Pull-A-Part seeing whether or not 626 seats will fit in a Ranger and/or a Miata.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

If I feel like, I’ll probably be going to the junk yard near my house because I know they have a 4Runner.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

Thanks!

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/24/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 5

That really sucks. Hope you feel better soon.

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/24/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 1

welp..... that sucks.... but on the upside... you got the family stuff out of the way now :)

(got my family do tomorow..... 40 odd smartasses trying to wind each other up......ugh.... on the bright side... some of them are chefs so the food tends to be top notch)

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 1

Good luck!

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

Thanks!

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/24/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

thank you :)

and merry christmas to you mate

best wishes for the new year too

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/24/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 0

Ah, must mean you’re in the great state of Alabama?

"Elumerere" (elumerere)
12/24/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

I hope the drive at least provided some nice vistas.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 0

Atlanta is pretty at night, that’s about all I took from my travels.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/24/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

Was. I actually posted this in Fultondale.

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
12/24/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

Yikes. I’m glad to hear you’re out of here.