Stupid Dealership Names

Kinja'd!!! by "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
Published 12/22/2017 at 10:07

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Edmond’s Magic Toyota sounds like a straight to DVD movie starting Lindsay Lohan or something.


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Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/22/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 3

Here is a smart dealership name.

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/22/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 1

The now-renamed and re-located “Happy Honda” (was on Hastings near Capitol Hill, Burnaby) will always stick in my mind as an amusing name. Preserved forever thanks to google:

https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2809236,-122.9951036,3a,75y,185.43h,89.69t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sXv5ncA6S0y3Aveltg7q1Mw!2e0!5s20150801T000000!7i13312!8i6656

There are a few dealerships with goofy somewhat old fashioned names, or proprietor-based names around Seattle, but many now have moved to the location-based name ideal, probably because ownership has consolidated.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 3

What about Harrison Ford?

http://www.harrisonfordwellington.com/contact.htm

Kinja'd!!! "B/Xmrrmvr" (davidedumass)
12/22/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0

My favorite dealership names are Jack Daniels and Herb Chambers.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/22/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 4

Shhhh... it’s a secret dealership.

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/22/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 3

Worst. Narnia spinoff. Ever.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 1

Happy Honda has always annoyed me. Also, they seem to sell to the worst drivers. When I see a HH plate holder, I give that car a wide berth.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/22/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0

I bought a car from Don “K” subaru.

https://www.donksubaru.com/

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 1

Quick Aslan, get into the Rav-4!

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 5

lol. I hope you can get the Don K special package with massive rims

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/22/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 1

Well, it’s Burnaby, it could probably only be worse with “Richmond” in the name :)

A friend of mine who was a Honda fanatic wanted a Happy Honda frame, but he became disenchanted with the brand as he miled up a V6 coupe which slowly but surely fell apart, and it never happened.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
12/22/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 3

There’s one near me with a normal name, but their motto, displayed proudly on their plate brackets and stickers, is “Power to Surprise!” That is NOT what I want in my car buying experience. I mean, I know what they mean. But still. No thank you.

Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
12/22/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

House of Honda , Tupelo MS. Dumbest dealership name ever.

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Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 2

I don’t think it’s too bad. We (as mentioned by Fintail) have a “Happy Honda” which is pretty dumb

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

It saddens me nobody else has starred this. I laughed so hard

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/22/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

https://www.groovetoyota.com/

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
12/22/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

I bought a 4runner from Magic Toyota a number of years ago. Yeah stupid name, but nice folks.

Kinja'd!!! "Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
12/22/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

Do persons get paid by stealerships to display advertising on their vehicles?

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/22/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

Nope. And sometimes dealers put decals on featuring their dealership.

Fuck that and fuck them. I ensure that when I buy a car, none of that crap is put on.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
12/23/2017 at 04:08, STARS: 0

Near me there’s a “Blood Toyota”. Ridiculous name.

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
12/23/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0

You know, I can’t think of any Edmonton dealerships that have particularly stupid names. They’re all pretty reasonable and boring, usually just the neighbourhood/side of town + brand name (e.g. “West Side Mitsubishi” or “Lakewood Chevrolet”).

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/23/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 1

Yeah, I’m from Edmonton (St. Albert) and it’s blandsville!