by "itschrome" (itschrome)
Published 12/22/2017 at 07:44
by "itschrome" (itschrome)
Published 12/22/2017 at 07:44
Tags: Seasons greetings
STARS: 14
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.
This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. ‘Holiday’ is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement
any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for
the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation
of it.
This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
12/22/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 0
And to you as well. I’m having a rough morning. Ate 2 huge dogs at dog house and got slammed at 3 heads brewery last night. Not feeling so hot this morning.
"vondon302" (vondon302)
12/22/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 6
Same to you.
Remember when Santa used to party hard. I do.
"Svend" (svend)
12/22/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 2
Pleasant yearly period to yourself too.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
12/22/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 0
Excuse you but in THIS HOUSEHOLD, we don’t say “happy holidays!!” We bray thrice!!! #reasonfortheseason
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass?wprov=sfla1
"itschrome" (itschrome)
12/22/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 1
haha nice! thats the way to get it started
"itschrome" (itschrome)
12/22/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 0
haha nice, did not know about this one.
"Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
12/22/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1
Excellent! I want to attend services where we “hee-haw” our responses whilst watching the donkey poo all over the dais!
"Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
12/22/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 1
Spent too much time in meetings with middle-management, have we? Or, was it those marketing wankers?
"itschrome" (itschrome)
12/22/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0
Oh shit, Is my middle-management showing again?
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/22/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0
...but enough of that and give me the tan Packard in the background. Nao.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
12/22/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0
Over the V16 Cadillac?? That’s it, you’re getting coal! but not the good kind you can burn, no no, that nasty hard to eat lump of black licorice coal.
"Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
12/22/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 0
Wasn’t condemning: more sympathetic. I didn’t follow my parents into academia precisely because of meetings.
In the company I work at, meetings are pretty much, “is the equipment in yet? You know where you’re pulling power from? Aight, call the crane company and let’s get this junk up on that roof!”
Well, add a bunch of farting & spitting in there.