I thought I knew orange peel. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 12/21/2017 at 16:18

Tags: At least there’s no rust
STARS: 4


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I was wrong.


Replies (48)

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/21/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 2

that not orange peel.... that sleet effect.... highly exclusive

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/21/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 4

That a Tesla?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

My mistake. I better start saving up to afford it, then.

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
12/21/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

Is this not the results from a can of spray paint? What make and model car is this?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1

Better! A Cavalier.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

This is a crappy Cavalier at a construction site. I’m pretty sure it was a hand job, but it was very thorough.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
12/21/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 7

I bet you could smell the zest if you pinched it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

That would have been grate.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/21/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 3

An actual sheetrock wall inside a house says “dayum, son!”

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
12/21/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 6

It looks like they sprayed it with bedliner then laid colour over the top of that...

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
12/21/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 1

almost as bad as the underside of a bangle BMW trunk

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
12/21/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1

Good idea! Take a zester to it when the owner isn’t looking!

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/21/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 9

Thorough hand jobs are the best kind.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0

Was waiting for this. Oppo came through once again.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

Hah!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 1

Yeah, bet it’s near indestructible.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0

I’ll take your word for that.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0

You trying to get me killed?

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/21/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 11

You’ve left the realm of orange peel, and moved on into alligator skin.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 2

So then, if you put some Neutrogena on it like in the commercial, it will smooth right out?

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/21/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

Kind of an old-fashioned way to do it though.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
12/21/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 1

in the early 2000's I went to the DC autoshow and i still cannot unsee the terrible paint. I also remember the G35 interior being nice.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/21/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 3

“Why pay a body shop? I can spray paint too.”

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

There is no excuse for bad paint on an auto show car.

I looked at the original G35 before I got the RX-8. It was nice except I thought that silver paint on the dash was too cheap for an Infiniti. I liked the seats a lot though. I remember them as some of the best seats I’d ever sat in.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/21/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0

Or even better:

“Just get a shop to polish it after I’ve painted it!”

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/21/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 1

Well, it just needs a cut and buff, obvs.

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/21/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

Definitely should have gone with a paint gun AKA a blow job.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/21/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 1

When I was working in Baltimore, there were guys that would hang out at shopping center parking lots scoping out cars with dents. No more tools than a drill, a couple hooks (yup, drill and yank in 2003ish), and a five gallon can of mud. They’d approach the owner, and explain that they could fix the car real cheap, just take it to a shop to get painted afterwards! All the expense is in the body work!

Customers would come in with an unsanded blob of cheap mud on their car under the mistaken impression that we’d paint it for a couple hundred dollars.

Those folks usually ended up pretty upset by the time I’d walked them through the shop and shown them proper work...

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
12/21/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

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Yeah, that looks about right.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/21/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 1

Panel gaps are too small

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/21/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 1

Hopefully this wasn’t the integra (?) You were looking at for your sister?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

I looks like someone took that and ran over the paint with it while still wet.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

No, this was a random car I passed on the way back from my ride around the lake. 68F and sunny. I couldn’t pass up a day like this.

I’m having a hard time organizing a trip to see the Integra before I travel Tuesday. If I can’t get help driving it, I may lose it. Everyone’s so busy.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
12/21/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 1

“why buy  spray paint?, ive got a roller in the garage”

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Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
12/21/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 1

My neighbors bought a used ford freestar that had obviously been in an accident. The whole back left side is painted about that badly. I hope it was cheap.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/21/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

Yeah, this is totally a roller job. Gotta be!

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
12/21/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 1

i have done roller, and brush painting on old fenders laying around. usually to get some coverage on them, and get a good idea of how far off of straight they are. i usually give them about a half dozen coats of odd shades of primer on top of the brush work, but i love the brindle finish it leaves after blocking it true......

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i can spot a roller job a ways off these days.....

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/21/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 1

I recently saw a previous gen Tahoe, with paint roughly that bad. I couldn’t stop staring at it.

Kinja'd!!! "The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123)
12/21/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 1

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Just saw this on my walk tonight. Clearly not iced over. Sorry for lousy quality. Low light plus trying hold dog leash.

Kinja'd!!! "The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123)
12/21/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

It’s clearly a Cavalier...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

That’s the only possible reason. No one sane would spend money on that.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1

Like rubber necking an accident, huh?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/21/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0

That’s okay. The misery comes through clearly.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/21/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

Yeah, pretty much.

Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
12/22/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 1

Also, I had a red Hyundai Veloster rental recently. Nice car and looked good but I noticed at some angles the paint was surprisingly orange peely.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/22/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0

That’s disappointing. I’m glad our Kias don’t have that problem.

Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
12/22/2017 at 07:46, STARS: 1

I was however very pleased with the stunning job the guys at Service King did repainting a few panels on my MINI after a tiny accident I had. Texture and color match factory perfectly.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/22/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

Yeah, we just got our van back from Service King. The paint was well done.