Am I doomed?

Kinja'd!!! by "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
Published 12/20/2017 at 15:54

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I know the machine’s date stamp is off, this is an old picture!

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Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/20/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 2

The 7th of Sesquecember?! Where does the time go?

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/20/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1

Its Day/Month/Year. I guess its just that I’m part of the #MetricLife, yo.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
12/20/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1

pretty sure that says you have 0 minutes to open your para sail.... sooooo.. assuming you’re falling right now...... yep you’re doomed

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/20/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0

I’ve no idea what “salir” means and couldn’t be bothered asking Mr Google, but it does sound alarming. Then again, maybe it just means “add salt”.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/20/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

0 minutes pour sortie

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/20/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

So 10 days in a month, 100 months in a year? /s

I love metric, but I don’t love that the world uses multiple date systems. Might as well just call today 2017-355 because ordinal/Julian dates are more objective.

I was actually taking a Spanish class in the year 2000 and we were all thrilled to be able to stop saying “mil novecientos...” in every discussion. The time savings were amazing!

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/20/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0

Merci (mais je ne suis pas un Français!)

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/20/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 0

It means “You have 0 minutes to exit”

What had happened is that malls here tend to give you a 15 minute free period before asking you to pay for parking... it only took me 14 minutes to shop for my crap so... yeah..

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
12/20/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/20/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1

5 minutos para salir

4 minutes para marcharse

3 minutes para evitar problemas, pendejo

2 minutos para irse del chingado garaje!

1 minuto para prevenirme que le envie un email a tu padre, el cual describe lo que pienso hacer a tu mama.

Clink.

GRACIAS por su pago — que tenga su familia una feliz Navidad!

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/20/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 1

5 minutos para salir

4 minutos para que te vayas

3 minutos antes de que te puteemos, pendejo (Putear=beat up)

2 minutos para que salgas del pinche estacionamiento!

1 minuto antes de que le envie un correo a tu papa, donde describo lo que pienso hacerle a tu mama

GRACIAS por su pago-que tengas una feliz Navidad!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/20/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0

Mucho mejor, danke!

(Nunca utilizo googletranslate. Prefiero equivocarme y aprender...)