The absolute worst Christmas song

Kinja'd!!! by "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
Published 12/19/2017 at 17:19

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...is “Christmas Shoes.” And I’m not just saying that because I hate shoes in general. It’s really bad. Thankfully, all the local radio stations seem to have purposefully avoided it this year.


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Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
12/19/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 0

The Patton Oswalt bit on it is hilarious.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
12/19/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 0

disagree

worst christmas song is drummer boy

pa rumpa pa DUMB

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/19/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

All Christmas songs are the worst.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/19/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 2

This is correct. Though “We need a little Christmas” makes me want to stick a red hot poker in my eye.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/19/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/19/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0

Justin Bieber can ruin ANYTHING

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
12/19/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0

OH MY GAWD! Why do people like those songs?

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
12/19/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 0

Top 3:

White Christmas - The one from home alone

Dominic the Donkey

Christmas don’t be Late - Alvin and the chipmunks

Bottom 3:

All I want for Christmas is You - Mariah

Santa Baby

Baby it’s Cold Outside

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/19/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0

I try to put Dominic the Donkey into historical context, thinking that when it came out people thought it was so cute. That doesn’t really help, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
12/19/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

Wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You actually *like* something from the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/19/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/19/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

People who say ‘blah blah is the worst Christmas song’ just haven’t heard the Christmas Mouse.

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
12/19/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

You have never posted anything more accurate than this. That song is the absolute worst.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/19/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 1

I didn’t make it all the way through.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/19/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 1

I would feel really guilty if you did.

Oh and by the way it’s freaking earworm too so if you listened for more than about 15 seconds you’ll be hearing it in your head for a week.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/19/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

Really, that song is the embodiment of everything people hate about the overcomercialization of Christmas. Its commoditizing sentimentality.

Also, “Wonderful Christmastime” and “Jingle Bell Rock” need to be taken out of the rotation. Now.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
12/19/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

Yea I like anything that reminds me of when I was a kid. I mean I’m not the type to be listing to Christmas tunes all season, but I like to hear it once a season.