Unicorn poop. 

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 12/19/2017 at 17:06

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It has many magical powers.

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One if them is that it cleans off road salt. It’s a touchless car wash before you all get up in your own tits.


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Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
12/19/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 0

Looking only at the pic, I thought someone lobbed a Unicorn Frap at you.

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
12/19/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 2

The rain-x branded automatic car washes I used to go to did that. They actually did a pretty good job. Have yet to find an automatic wash I like in Houston (I’m too impatient to go to a hand wash place, and no reasonable way to do it myself).

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/19/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

Unicorn Frap or Unicorn FAP?

I’ll see myself out.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/19/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

This one does a good, but not great job. It gets of most grime. Just a few spots it won’t get.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/19/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 2

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Unicorn water might cause cancer.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/19/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0

But only in the state of California, right?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/19/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

I know what’s in that water trail... All 50 states.