It's almost totally dead at work, AMA

Kinja'd!!! by "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
Published 12/19/2017 at 14:03

Tags: i'm bored
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Kinja'd!!!

I think we’ve had less than 10 customers since last week.


Replies (48)

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
12/19/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 1

Hows the Volvo?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

A patient is visiting you with the following symptoms:

dark urine, rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, yellowing skin, weakness.

After conducting a few tests you find out that: he has a lower RBC count, and his RBC look abnormal. He mentions that about 6 months ago he had similar, but milder symptoms. The symptoms, however, had disappeared after he was treated for a severe asthma attack. Note: asthma is an autoimmune disease that in severe cases is treated with corticosteroids.

What is your hypothesis?

How do you test your hypothesis?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/19/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

It’s never Lupus

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/19/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

Is it snowing in Burnaby? Just planning for the commute lol.

Alternate non-lame question: If you got $5000.00 (CAD), with the only caveat being it had to be spent on cars, what would you do with it?

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
12/19/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 3

Trade that one in for a new one with a warranty, hope the dealer doesn’t notice.

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
12/19/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

What do you do?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

This is one question on a final project for a Biochem course that a friend of a family member is taking. But, it seems more like a mashup of Biochem and Physiology and at a level I wouldn’t have expected for a junior college course. She just emailed it to me, and I’ve hardly looked at it yet.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

The Volvo is still dormant. I’m gonna go check on it next week, I have’t even seen it since July. It just needs more money thrown at it than I can afford right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

Seems legit.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
12/19/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0

Liver failure.

Kinja'd!!! "Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
12/19/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 3

I had Indian for lunch and my manager is out on vacation. I’m useless

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

I work at a prop/set dec rental warehouse. The film industry all but shuts down around christmas, so there’s not much to do.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

It is indeed. Just starting to stick down here off Winston, and apparently it’s really sticking in North Burnaby. North Van is already totally covered.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 1

Uhh I’d like to use one of my lifelines

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

My manager is likewise not in today, although the owner is here.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/19/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

Yeah no shows for me! I’m off, but my M37 Dodge is not here yet :(... so no toys for me....

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
12/19/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 2

Actually, a blocked bile duct, hence the helpful steroids.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/19/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

Yeah, I work in coal harbour downtown by the Convention Centre, its really snowing here. Sticking too

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

Oh, and I would buy a Weber for the Raider, and a mild engine rebuild for the Volvo, as well as either a new Weber for it/rebuild the current one. If there was any left over, which I doubt there would be, I’d start doing the other things the Volvo needs.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/19/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1

You had me at Pajero/Montero/shogun/Raider

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I’ll have next week off, thankfully.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I’m thinking of getting smooth steelies like that for mine, maybe. I do like the stock wheels though.

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
12/19/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0

What are your 3 cars?

Would you rather have that Trooper, a Raider, or a Jimny?

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
12/19/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

You’re into vintage audio stuff right? You think this is worth the asking price. Idk much about them, they just caught my eye.

https://porthuron.craigslist.org/ele/d/pioneer-sx780-receiver-and/6362530226.html

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

The Raider, and I have one already. The other two are a 2006 Legacy wagon and a 1969 Volvo 144S

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/19/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

I went with wagon wheels, much wider than stock though, so fender flares are mandatory

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1

I am indeed, but I don’t know old Pioneer gear at all. I would poke around on Audiokarma and see what people say, that’s where I usually look for info.

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
12/19/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

 That sounds like a cool place to work.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

What size wheels/tires? I’m thinking I’ll just do 31 x 10.5s, and the pomegranates are wide enough for that.  

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 1

It’s pretty intensely busy a lot of the time, but it’s definitely interesting, and almost all my coworkers are excellent.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/19/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 2

Hypothesis: I’m not a Medical Doctor.

How do you test your hypothesis:

*Goes to drawer, pulls out CV*

*Reads:*

Previous experience:

1. writer for a Mexican tech site (3 months)

2. 120 hours of social service (6 months)

3. Car washer (4 weeks)

4. Plays around with AutoCAD: knows not what he does (3 years)

*Realizes he is not a Medical Doctor*

*Takes person to an actual hospital*

*Realizes hospitals are very expensive in the US*

*Smuggles patient across the Canadian border*

*Becomes friends with the Maple Syrup mobsters and gets patient fake Canadian ID*

*Takes patient to Canadian Hospital*

*Returns to workplace*

*When the crimes are past statute writes a novel called The Great Escape to The Great White North: A Story of Maple Syrup, Cheap Medication,possible charges of   racketeering and Tim Hourtons*

*Profits*  

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/19/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1

265 70 R15

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/19/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

What’s the weirdest prop you have ever seen? How about the largest prop? Have you recognized anything in a movie that you had to handle?

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
12/19/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

If you could invite any person to dinner, living or dead, what would you serve?

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 2

I actually can’t say, I had to sign a NDA to work here that means I can only speak about the props in vague terms, because spoilers I guess?

As for recognizing stuff, it happens quite often. Usually TV shows, I haven’t seen a lot of movies lately. I can’t say which shows, but lots that are on netflix. It only gets really distracting when like a whole set is all or mostly our stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

Ha. Do I get to order it, or do I have to make it?

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
12/19/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

You’re cooking.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

Baked mac and cheese, with old cheddar, and bits of bacon. I’m terrible at cooking, that’s the only dinner I can make. Luckily I’m not usually the one cooking.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

With anemia that is neither microcytic nor microcytic, my first thought had been a kidney problem, but I think you’re right.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

A+ you pass.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

Okay. I’ll wait...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1

Standard procedure after Indian food is a nap.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 1

I’m gonna just agree with shamoononon, it seems kidney and/or liver related

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/19/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

That’s safe.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/19/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

31x10.5 is slightly larger than what I have. But tires poking out the wheel wells are pretty illegal here, hence the flares

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/19/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

They’re allowed to poke out a little bit here I think, I think I should be okay based on pictures I’ve seen of 31s on the same wheels I have

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/19/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

That’s still pretty neat. Is there a lot of prop reuse between different shows?

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
12/20/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 2

Oh tons, often with stuff that you’d never even notice unless you were really involved. Sometimes with more specific stuff, but they usually source their own “hero pieces”, stuff that actually gets focused on