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Published 12/19/2017 at 11:25

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All joking aside I really like these two movies, didn’t know I was getting a double feature but what a great value!


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
12/19/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

I have some complaints but I enjoyed it. I think 9 will be great!

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
12/19/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 1

It was more like 3 or 4 movies. Luke + Rey, Finn + Rose, Poe + The Chase, and then Hoth Pt. 2: It’s definitely salt, not snow.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/19/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

It’s true you know.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/21/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0

Man the nerd herd gave me a lot of shit for complaining that Hoth part deux looked like Hoth. It does, the whole time I was like, is that the base on Hoth? They told me, “It’s salt you fucking idiot, not snow, totally different stakes in this film!” uh ok, I’m in a theater so it just looks all white, and they have a trench and goggles and stuff, looking at walkers advancing on them, oh they are also guarding a base with shield doors, yeah it’s not like hoth...

Kinja'd!!! "aquila121" (aquila121)
12/22/2017 at 07:30, STARS: 0

My first thought in the theater was Great, “The Force Awakens” followed the beats and plot of “A New Hope,” now we get to watch this movie emulate the escape from Hoth and Luke training on Dagobah...

I thought it was certainly funny, and I liked Luke’s character more than in the original trilogy, but the movie had pacing issues and like five deus ex machina moments. Mixed bag.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
12/22/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 0

I would love to learn more about how this movie was made beyond what I’m sure we’ll see.

I feel like there were moments that Rian Johnson was fully responsible for (mirror-world Rey, for example), but many that were the result of the studio saying the movie had to have certain things. It definitely tried to be a rehash of Empire, and it’s almost like the whole salt planet thing was because someone at the studio said “do a thing like Hoth”. Hence the joke where the guy tastes it and says “it’s salt”.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/22/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

Well supposedly Kathleen Kennedy and some other guy had to OK everything and I’m sure they had their points.