Biological clocks are great.

Kinja'd!!! by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 12/19/2017 at 10:01

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It keeps you focused, and you don’t even need an alarm clock most of the time, you just wake up naturally.

...but when you’re feeling sick and you’re trying to sleep-in but can’t, it totally sucks.


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Kinja'd!!! "Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
12/19/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 0

Or when they are your child’s and are synced to god knows what and 5am is time to get up.

Ask me how my sleep has been lately.

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
12/19/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 1

I’ve needed to replace the batteries in my biological clock since I’ve had it. Without an actual alarm, I don’t wake up for a damn thing.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/19/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 1

Until about age 35, I could pop up at 6am and hit the road in 20 minutes, on about 6 hours of sleep.

Since then, anything less than 8 hours and I’m a zombie. I haven’t slept in for over 6 months because I have little human roosters in my house.

You’re supposed to need LESS sleep as you get older. FAKE SCIENCE.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
12/19/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 0

Mine’s not working very well. It’s trying to make my completely nocturnal.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/19/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0

Not seeing the sun for weeks on end is really messing with my biological clock.

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
12/19/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 1

I have a great biological clock. If I start setting an alarm after a week or two I’ll start waking up at that time +/-15 minutes every day. My problem is groggy, just-woke-up Jeff is an asshole who wants nothing more than to go back into the warm cozy bed, and he makes terrible decisions.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/19/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

My biological clock is my cat who decides to make persistently annoying sounds in the bedroom that only manage to wake me and not my wife up, until I get out of the bed and shoo him out of the bedroom.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/19/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1

Or maybe you’re just operating on a different timezone.

Kinja'd!!! "BLCKSTRM" (BLCKSTRM)
12/19/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

There must be some middle age where it gets worse before it gets better. I had a little monkey put her knees in my back sometime before 5:00 yesterday (which is when I realized what was going on) and I got all kinds of trouble for being a troll the rest of the day.

Made me wonder if all the ogres and trolls in fairy tales are just dads after being kept up half the night .

I just want to know what’s so bad about sleeping in your own bed?