Someone Wanted to Hear It

Kinja'd!!! by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 12/18/2017 at 13:30

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STARS: 6


This is the automotive equivalent of “I just want to do hood rat stuff with my friends.”

Kinja'd!!!

Cool Kinja, real cool...

Happy Monday.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
12/18/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 2

Holy shit ebaums world still exists.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 3

He should have gotten off with that. Perfectly reasonable.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
12/18/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 1

I’ve gotten away with a “no points” ticket every time I’ve been that honest with an officer.

Officer: “So this is a 35 and you were going nearly 70...where are you going in such a hurry?

Me: Ashamedly “I’m not in a hurry, ya know it’s really nice out and I was...”

Officer: “just crusin huh?”

Me: Yep

Officer: “I appreciate your honesty, so this ticket is only going to hurt you wallet, not your insurance”

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 1

They don’t say, “Hey, are you that Tripper guy on Oppositelock?”

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
12/18/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 2

What’s Oppositelock? ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 2

The best description I ever read is “Oppositelock is a shitposting site for people who like cars.”

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/18/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 6

That’s how I got out of my tickets. Twice. Wait, no. Three times. Ended up befriending the officer. Turns out he lurked on Oppo. Small world huh? I should write about it sometime...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0

Do you still have that Lotus?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/18/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 2

Traded it for a CTS-V wagon. I guess some old lady decided she didn’t want to row her own

Kinja'd!!! "Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
12/18/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 2

You wouldn’t have happened to be in your new Lotus Esprit?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1

Nice.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/18/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

That’s why I’ve got an oppo sticker on my car, and by car I mean my Lotus.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1

It’s supposed to be a virtual get-out-of-jail-free card from what I read.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/18/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1

It must be why I didn’t get a ticket last time I got pulled over.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
12/18/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1

More effective than 11-99 foundation plate frames. Oppo stickers will even get you out of tickets issued by cameras. Just tell the clerk at the courthouse “I have an oppo sticker on my car” and they hand you a lighter with which to burn your ticket.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

Dear Santa,

I’ve been extra good this year. I only want one thing in my stocking...

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
12/18/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1

Like finding an open Radio Shack or Hollywood Video, isn’t it?

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
12/18/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0

The first time my mom drove my STi she got a speeding ticket for 60mph in a 25mph zone....she was trying to see if the By-Pass Valve made noise in every gear...I guess she got to third before leaving the neighborhood.