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Kinja'd!!! by "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
Published 12/17/2017 at 18:19

Tags: Scotch ; I'm a lobster
STARS: 7


Kinja'd!!!

Arrr! Attacked, looted, ‘n took this boat ‘bout 10 years ago. Set out t’ load it wit’ enough cargo fer many years at sea so I be able t’ board th’ forecastle aft a day workin’ as a powder monkey ‘n ‘ave some variety. Thar was a problem though, th’ entire bottom was designed t’ hold wine. Fer th’ last 10 years this section was empty while middle shelf scotch went t’ a closet hidden from sight. This week I scuttled some rungs, got a solid piece o’ pine, ‘n cut it t’ fit as an additional shelf.


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/17/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 0

Looks good

Kinja'd!!! "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
12/17/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

Thanks. Did some restocking too. Good to go long term once again.

Kinja'd!!! "leicester" (leicester)
12/17/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 1

That’s a fine lookin’ craft you got there, swabby.

Kinja'd!!! "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
12/17/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0

:-)x

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/17/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1

Yaarrr!!

Kinja'd!!! "Stephenson Valve Gear" (stephensonvalvegear)
12/17/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel tucked into his waistband, each hand on either side of it. The bartender takes one look at him and says, “Wow, that looks uncomfortable! Why do you have it there... doesn’t it annoy you?” The pirate replies...

“ARRRRG! It drives me nuts!”

I’ll show myself out now...

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/17/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 0

Ohhhh Balvenie. Mmmmmmm

Kinja'd!!! "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
12/18/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

The 17 Doublewood is the only one I’m disappointed with actually. I’d gladly trade the half bottle left for a 12 Double. You gonna buy yourself a bottle of JW Green this year?