by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 12/17/2017 at 13:22
by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 12/17/2017 at 13:22
Tags: Shitpost
STARS: 15
Feel free to move the spaces around. Mark off whenever a journalist or commenter on an article make complaints about a new car or updated model. Getting a bingo means nothing except realizing that people on the internet are entitled and insufferable.
"Svend" (svend)
12/17/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0
You missed the ‘why so many fake vents’ and ‘not enough cup holders’.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/17/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 4
These are good takes though
"CB" (jrcb)
12/17/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0
I figure those fall under “it’s ugly” and “generic complain about interior quality or layout”.
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/17/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0
make it a drinking game!
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/17/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0
“Winter tires on a Corvette is better in the snow than an Outback with all seasons!”
"Svend" (svend)
12/17/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1
Okay, I give you that.
"CB" (jrcb)
12/17/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 6
People would die.
"CB" (jrcb)
12/17/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0
Unfortunately, not a specific new car complaint. Another version of bingo may cover that.
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/17/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 2
That one is probably more appropriate for the “Auto Enthusiasts Groupthink Tropes” version.
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/17/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1
Oppo wouldn’t be the same for certain, it’d look more like an AA meeting.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/17/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 3
Your bingo is good but it would be better in every way if it was a Miata
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/17/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 3
This is excellent shitposting.
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/17/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0
Everyone will probably get alcohol intoxication when the new Mitsu Evolution is released!
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/17/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0
If you are going to use Comic Sans, use the Comic Sans OppositeLock logo.
"CB" (jrcb)
12/17/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0
Didn’t have it on hand.
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/17/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1
Yeah, I’ve been meaning to do a post on parroted auto tropes, especially since TTAC just did their annual winter tire bullshit post.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/17/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 6
I have an edit suggestion: “it’s not powerful/fast enough! (even though car has 250+hp)“
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/17/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 4
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
12/17/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0
too many cupholders
"Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
12/17/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 0
It’s not AWD? Plenty of things are AWD these days!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/17/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 0
“it’s too expensive” is dishonest. Should just say “my broke ass can’t afford that!”
"RT" (rt-p)
12/17/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0
They do look ugly though.
"MykosNoNos" (theveep)
12/17/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 2
“I hate these touchscreens. Give us physical buttons and knobs, Dammit!”