by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 12/16/2017 at 19:53
by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 12/16/2017 at 19:53
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STARS: 2
I know what I’M watching....
Obviously a big budget film that has only the finest actors and FR-Ses/BRZses.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/16/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0
Couldn’t afford the licensing to have the badge on the car. That’s a bad sign
"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/16/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 1
“it’s going to be a bumpy ride”
In what way exactly? In the Toyoburu because of the race suspension? On the plane due to turbulence? The engine exploding due to the huge catchphrase on the radiator grille?
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 1
The DVD is probably warped.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0
I’m willing to bet 90% of the sequences involve 90's era CGI and scale models.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/16/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0
If there’s a sequel to this I’m cancelling my Family Video membership.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
12/16/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 5
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
That CGI is absolutely horrible. It makes the Air Force One ending crash scene look good.
The plot seems to be a mashup of Speed and Executive Decision?
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/16/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0
Are these the same jokers who put out that Snakes On A Train movie?
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0
I didn’t see a single car in the trailer. 0/10 would not recommend.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 3
Is that the one starring Jamuel L. Sackson?
"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
12/16/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0
The fact it’s sitting next to the actual Fantastic Four movie makes so much sense, and not just alphabetically.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/16/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 1
Alliteratively as well.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/16/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 0
90% seems low
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/16/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 0
Better plot development than The Last Jedi
"for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/16/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 2
It’s like they already had a movie they knew wouldn’t sell, so they put Fast & Furious knock-off branding all over it to trick inattentive people into buying their completely unrelated B-movie.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/16/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0
This movie looks good but it’s no 200mph.
"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
12/17/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
Ah, The Asylum.
Exclusively dealing in movies meant to be purchased accidentally, along with a few hilariously terrible takes on horror films such as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha.
My roommates and I used to make a habit of watching these movies when we were in college because they were so entertainingly terrible.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/17/2017 at 01:32, STARS: 0
The sad/interesting thing is that to date The Asylum has never lost money on a movie. :shrug:
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/17/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 0
Um. So. Uh...based on that trailer, that’s not how planes work. Theoretically, if the plane were forced not to land and the pilots were still in control, they would likely climb to a safe altitude where it would eventually run out of fuel in relatively short order (as has happened in real life at least once).
Moral of the story: Hijack the plane as soon as it takes off, not right before it lands! RedForemanDumbass.jpg