by "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
Published 12/16/2017 at 12:38
by "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
Published 12/16/2017 at 12:38
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In a juvenile attempt at humor, a few co-workers tried to scald me the other day. I was taking a shower when they decided to repeatedly flush all of the toilets on the other side of the wall. I left the water running, grabbed my towel and confronted them, letting them know that we have anti-scalding, temperature-balancing shower valves installed and that the most likely outcome of their prank was that they’d probably slip and fall, finding themselves unconscious, face down in the bowl.
Fucking children...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/16/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 2
You could have left the towel and pissed on them.
"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
12/16/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 3
Better pissed off than pissed on, amirite?
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/16/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0
I’ve got a great story like this. Except not great.
To set up this story, you have to know that we used to work out of an ancient building downtown that used to process hanging beef 100 years ago. Industrial, bare bones, multistory. The women’s bathroom was on the second floor and it had all sorts of abandoned pipe holes in the walls, just like the rest of the building. Coworker of ours thought he was a real prankster and decided to run the hose from the compressor up to the women’s bathroom and hide it between the seat and the toilet bowl. He waited until the only woman who worked in our office went to sit on the toilet and let go a burst of compressed air. Needless to say, the scene that erupted was tense.
That guy moved on and started his own company. We saw him on the news later getting arrested for putting a camera in the women’s restroom at his office. Now he’s a registered sex offender. None of use were surprised.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/16/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 1
That prank isn’t nearly as funny as stealing your towel and clothes so you have to walk all the way back down the hall to your dorm room naked and dripping.
Oh wait, this is like, at a job? Where there are adults? Fuck them then.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/16/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 1
Depends on which end of the dick you are, I suppose. :)