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Kinja'd!!! by "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
Published 12/15/2017 at 14:50

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As most of you know, FCA provides a lot of vehicles to municipal, state/provincial and federal organizations (generally law enforcement)...

I’ve been working with the federal government procurement people and the Secret Service and I’m happy to show Oppo our bid for the new Presidential limo.

Built on a modified Ram 3500 chassis, it is styled to look like the president’s favorite car, the 300. It has design cues from previous Trump buildings and products.

Kinja'd!!!

Feedback? You guys are cheaper than focus groups.

Feedback Edits:

1) More gold.


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
12/15/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 5

It needs to roll coal, that’d be oh so appropriate...

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/15/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 3

not nearly tacky enough. needs more gold lamé trim.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
12/15/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

Not gold enough for Trump.

Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
12/15/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 10

It’s not a diesel. FCA engineers have actually managed to make it run on Liberal Tears as per the president’s requests 

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/15/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 5

I prefer Lincoln’s bid, sorry.

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It’s more YUGE

Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
12/15/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Pink though?

Maybe seen as an endorsement of gay rights. I think we still win.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/15/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 1

Wow the lack of taste is excruciating!

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/15/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 2

Trump’s limo, you say?

May I suggest a more “retro” approach, while still maintaining FCA heritage?

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Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
12/15/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 2

BIGLY

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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
12/15/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 2

not bigly enough

needs more covfefe

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/15/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

I would think some more ‘80s features would be appropriate - boomerang antenna on trunk (either functional or ornamental), vinyl top, aftermarket Rolls-Royce style grille, etc. Also, it should have a built-in car phone, fax, and CRT TV in the back.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
12/16/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 0

I think your efforts here may be doomed Mergio. The problem is that Obama once owned a 300, which will make it unacceptable to Trump. Indeed in some parts of the world, the 300 has been nicknamed the Obama.

I’m afraid you’ll need to try something else. I’d say a Durango body, but that’s probably too Mexican sounding for our president.