by "ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
Published 12/15/2017 at 12:44
by "ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
Published 12/15/2017 at 12:44
Tags: cocaine
; drugs
; craigslist
; chrysler
STARS: 5
I was starting to film another video about my
‘87 Chrysler Fifth Avenue
and discovered a little bag of white powder in the ashtray!!
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Not being a drug user, I’m not well versed in the packaging and delivery of illicit substances. This car came from an impound lot, so it’s very likely the previous owner never came back to retrieve their belongings. Which apparently, included this little bag of blow! Crazy, right? Even crazier is that I’d been driving the car all week with said blow on board, right under my, ahem, nose.
Initially, I freaked out and threw it right into the garbage. But that night I kept wondering what the hell it was. So in the morning I fished it out, narrowly avoiding a leaking bag of dirty diapers. I carefully placed it in a plastic tub in my garage, hoping that my wife would be okay with a small stash of potentially illegal narcotics in our house.
After a quick Google search, I found that anyone can order drug testing kits online, the same ones that are used by some law enforcement agencies. I ordered three tests from a medical supply company—one for Heroin/Morphine, one for Meth/Ecstasy, and one for Cocaine/Crack—and paid for overnight shipping. I also purchased a white lab coat from Amazon for good measure!
The next day I skipped work a bit early and headed to my garage, eager to learn if I had been driving this car around all week with cocaine as my cargo. And I figured, I need to document this craziness. Below is the video of my experience.
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Now I suppose I need to figure out what to do with it. The bag in question is still sitting in my garage. My wife is not pleased. Do I just throw it away? Call the police? Give it to a junkie? Spike my coffee?
And what do I do with my Chrysler? Is there more coke stashed under the carpet? I feel like I need to search this car with a fine-toothed comb. Lastly, as this car did not come with keys, I still haven’t been able to get the trunk open. Going to call a locksmith tomorrow—crossing my fingers we don’t discover a body in there!
Have you ever purchased a car, or anything else that came with “extras”?
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/15/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 6
An organization I’m a member of bought an ex-indy truck from somewhere down in the US.
Bringing it up into Canada, they get searched and then taken inside. Turns out, there was a loaded 9mm under the seat.
Thanks America!
"Wacko" (wacko--)
12/15/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 8
you could of just sniffed it and got instant free results.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
12/15/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 7
hey one less gun in america, only 350 000 000 left
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/15/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 4
Lee Iacokehead was a helluva CEO.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/15/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 4
Oh no! We gave it back. The prev owner accidentally left it under the seat.
I wouldn’t want to deprive someone of their right to own murder tools.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
12/15/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 2
why would anybody in that truck need a gun??
not like that truck was used on the street.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/15/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 4
I dunno, you’re working at the track and all of a sudden Russians start para-dropping in.
Time to be a patriot!
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
12/15/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 2
Only one?
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/15/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1
One found, probably a .45 or something in the seat cushion still
"Wacko" (wacko--)
12/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 1
that or them damn rapist Mexican rapists.....
silly you Russian is america’s BFF
"46and2aheadofme" (aheadofme)
12/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 2
The little known Delorean package? Honey, I bought a Chrysler... not sure why, the salesmen talked really fast.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
12/15/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0
its to keep guys from passing you......
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
12/15/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 2
Initially, I freaked out and threw it right into the garbage. But that night I kept wondering what the hell it was. So in the morning I fished it out, narrowly avoiding a leaking bag of dirty diapers
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
12/15/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 3
I mean, I know what I’d do with it....but if you’re even asking that question you should just throw it out. No reason to get the police involved for such a small amount - that’s just asking for trouble considering you’re technically in possession of it right now...
Or give it to a friend. But the right friend. Otherwise that’ll be one awkward conversation.
"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/15/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 3
Employee of the track views himself as a responsible gun owner. Shows up to work with handgun he strapped to his belt twenty minutes ago. Oh shit, muh boss said guns ain’t allowed here. Puts gun under seat. Forgets gun placed under seat. Continues to tell self that he’s a responsible gun owner.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
12/15/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0
i would imagine(hope) that Guns are banned at the track too.
next we will learn that american Zamboni drivers are packing heat...
"ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
12/15/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1
Gosh darnit I lost my dayum gun again in the safety truck again.
"ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
12/15/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0
Maybe it was left there at the factory? Hmmm... 30 year old blow...
"ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
12/15/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0
“results”
"ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
12/15/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0
Yeah it was pretty much like that
"ethan drives dumb cars" (helloroad)
12/15/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1
Yeah I’m of the mindset that all drugs should be legal anyway. Wouldn’t bother calling in the po-po.
It’s likely going back in the trash. Or I suppose I could leave it in the car for the next owner? Cocaine-it-forward?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
12/15/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 2
I’d just through it away when your done, who knows what kind of craziness could ensue from turning it in. Although I’d possibly contact the police and see if they could get a dog to sniff the car out so that if there’s any more you can get it out of the way now rather than a traffic stop.
"Walleyeman" (walleyeman)
12/15/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0
My dad bought my sister a car from his friend - a jewelry store owner. I was tasked with giving it a quick clean up before we took it to her in college. Under the seat - 357 nickel plated magnum. I made the mistake of telling my dad- it was returned. Turns out it was his wife’s car and she had forgot all about it.
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
12/15/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/15/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 1
Wait, a 1987 car came with Instagram access?
That’s some forethought!
"MoCamino" (mocamino)
12/15/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 1
I’m paranoid about stuff like that. You’re one traffic stop from a really bad day. I’d flush what you found, then take the car to the cops. “Hi, I bought this on CL and thought the previous owner looked sketchy. Could you have the dogs give it a sniff?” If they find something you’re off the hook. If they don’t, you know you have nothing to worry about.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/16/2017 at 07:02, STARS: 1
i hope there’s a big stash of cocaine in the trunk with the dead body