by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 12/14/2017 at 19:05
by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 12/14/2017 at 19:05
Tags: GAHHHHHHHHH
STARS: 6
Unrelated floating stairway
Have you ever thought to yourself, “gee, I would LOVE IT if a sixteen year old girl I’ve never talked to approached me in the middle of wrenching and proceeded to unload all of her relationship drama including but not limited to, her boyfriend’s DUI’s, court appearances, and sex offender status? While progressively moving closer and closer to your car, until you can smell the overwhelmingly awful miasma that’s radiating off of her in some cruel imitation of perfume? Oh, and apparently she’s “ready to be a mama, but maybe not with him, because her other men treat her right too. But it still might be love.” how do I know that? She shouted it—and again, she’s RIGHT NEXT TO ME—loud enough for the entire condominium to hear. I was honestly hoping to see flames billowing out of my window so I could jump up and rush out of her presence. But then I wouldn’t have felt safe with her standing by my car... I’ve never felt such a “if you turn around I’ll steal yo’ shit” vibe in my life.
After hearing about her love life—to which I offered one, maybe two indecipherable grunts while I pointedly continued working—she jumped straight to offering me sexual favors with the promise that “its legal even though I’m underage. Just don’t tell MA MAN CUZ HE CRAZYYYY”. Jesus christ leave me the fuck alone. If I want batshit insane I’ve got no problem going looking for it myself.
I’m generally polite in person and hate being involved in confrontations, so this is pretty close to my perfect nightmare scenario. She stayed and listened to her own droning voice for thirty minutes before finally leaving me in blessed peace to go catch the bus home. And now it’s almost dark. No more wrenching today...
Oh and I just realized that her boyfriend is the child molester who moved into my condo a few months ago. That’s gotta be a violation of something.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 8
She sounds like one of those people where only bad things can happen to you if you pay any attention to her at all.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
12/14/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 1
these kind of people are messed up, I would tell here straight up to leave me alone, and that she was invading my comfort zone. If she gets mouthy call the cops. Crazies like that are the kind of nuts that make false allegations just to try to stir up trouble.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 4
Oh yeah. If I told her to leave I can almost guarantee that she would have started screaming at me.
I need a garage.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/14/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 3
Crazies own Jukes.
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
12/14/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 1
Came for the physics, stayed for the drama
Sounds like a real nut. I agree that if she shows up (because “you’re such a good listener blah blah blah”) the next course of action is to tell her to kindly piss off.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 3
Every possible response to her is wrong.
Either a garage, or move 1,000 miles away from her.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
12/14/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 4
Have you ever thought to yourself, “gee, I would LOVE IT if a sixteen year old girl I’ve never talked to approached me in the middle of wrenching....
yes i wou....
and proceeded to unload all of her relationship drama including but not limited to, her boyfriend’s DUI’s, court appearances, and sex offender status?
oh...
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 1
The 28 year old sex offender boyfriend lives nearby, she just visits. Hooray
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
12/14/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0
Holy hell, so you don’t even know this girl at all?
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 2
The old bait & swap! I’m not completely without kindness though. Here, have some physics
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"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0
Nope. I’ve seen her walking by ONCE, a few days ago when I was also outside working on my car.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1
He’s 28, and she says she’s 16 (which means she’s 14 or 15 but I digress...)?
Yikes.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/14/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 5
Oi, I’m getting a headache just picturing that scenario.
Also, I think your story would fit right in today’s FP post:
What Are The Worst Conditions In Which You’ve Ever Had To Fix A Car?
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 3
Bruh
Take your star, dammit!
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 1
Did I mention she was either spitting or vaping between each sentence?
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
12/14/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0
Well then....her behaviour was only mildly creepy 0_o...
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
12/14/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1
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...your rant confirms my choice to not have extended conversations of more than 4 collective sentences shared between us with my neighbors.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
12/14/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 1
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK?
"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond)
12/14/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 3
Spitting and vaping? Damn shes a prize!
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
12/14/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1
I am so glad that this sort of shenanigans happens to other people.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/14/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 4
I sent her your Oppo handle.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
12/14/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0
true that, although I must say, in my experience Murano owners are much more insane. :)
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/14/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0
Might want to call the cops on that one. Could end up taking care of two problems at once.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/14/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0
Indecipherable grunts was definitely the right response.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/15/2017 at 08:28, STARS: 1
that is funny
my apologies, but i found your rant amusing.
have you considered murdering her?
is there CCTV in the building / corridors?
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/15/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 0
I’ve considered a lot of things, pip.