by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 12/14/2017 at 15:33
by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 12/14/2017 at 15:33
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STARS: 27
Just a reminder from the Mods - we’re offering the new Triple Access Internet Networking Trial for the next few months for users that can’t afford the Bandwidth Utilization Total Traffic package but want to leverage new market regulations and upgrade their existing base access accounts. The packages are so close together in terms of what they offer it’s an unbelievable deal.
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/14/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0
Do I need to pay for this too if my country still has Net neutrality?
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
12/14/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 2
Do I need Jalopnik gold to get the best deal?
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 7
No. While you have to pay for access to the BUTT, all use of the TAINT is free.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/14/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 2
Im afraid not, the internet is a chief export of America
"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/14/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 9
+1 star.
I’d have given another, but my ISP is charging $2/star, so I’m going to have to be frugal from now on.
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 7
Gold? What are you a Luddite we’re at Platinum now.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/14/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 13
Your mother offered me “Triple Access”, Trebek.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
12/14/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 4
Will users with the Secondary Hardware Internet Test and Aggregate Sender Software be able to comment after 1 p.m. for a reduced fee of $26.95 per comment? If not I might resort to using carrier pigeons with data packets.
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1
You better get some pigeon feed - SHITASS is only good for comments on your own Kinja.
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
12/14/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 4
You said the word star twice and implied it once, that will be $5, thank you for your patronage. If you’d like you can purchase the Gold Star pack. That gives you unlimited stars on nights and weekends* and 6 stars during peak hours, with rollover stars week-to-week, but not month-to-month.
*night rates are applied between the hours of 12am and 4am local time. weekends start at 12pm Saturday and end at 9pm Sunday.
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
12/14/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 0
Sorry boss, my subscriptions are stuck in 2005
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/14/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1
So many syllables. I think I liked you better when you just posted fake chicken parm pics.
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1
The parm was real!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/14/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0
Yes, of course.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
12/14/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 1
I might have to become a mod just to afford interwebz access.
"NYankee1927" (nyankee1927)
12/14/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0
What if I’ve already purchased my jalopnik gold membership?
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0
We will have to upcharge you to Platinum
"NYankee1927" (nyankee1927)
12/15/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0
Do you accept dodgecoin?