Layover in Phoenix, AMA

Kinja'd!!! by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 12/14/2017 at 14:25

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Is there any way to kill time in an airport without drinking?


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 3

If there is, I don’t wanna know about it.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/14/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0

Is there any way to kill time in an airport without drinking?

Yes, napping after a few drinks.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
12/14/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

Did you ever find a way to fender mount the mirrors on the Cressida?

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
12/14/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 2

Not that I can figure out. You’ve seen one Hudson News, you’ve seen em all.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/14/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 5

You know, I never drink in an airport. It’s not because of any practical or virtuous reason. I’m simply too cheap to pay the inflated prices for the poor selections I usually find.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/14/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Depends on the airport I guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/14/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 2

This won’t help you in the airport but it might provide some entertainment on the plane.

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Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
12/14/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

At the Indianapolis Airport you can buy Indy Car die casts. I usually read a book.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
12/14/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

You [i]could[/i] but why would you want to?

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
12/14/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 1

I’m usually trying to frantically connect to a wifi signal so I can make the internet, then unleashing a barrage of anger so vile it’d make Fluffy blush when it’s barely over AOL dial-up speeds.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
12/14/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0

IT’S YOUR FAULT

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/14/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0

I didn’t do it, I swear. It’s all these people’s fault.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/14/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 1

Sky harbor eh? go around asking people where the terminal is for the skyship. make sure to mention you have 2 first class accommodations 

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/14/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 3

I usually just read a book and zone out. I just read Ready Player One. It was pretty fun and mind numbing.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/14/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

No.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
12/14/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

Nope, the older I get the less I like flying. I generally get plastered before a flight. Not like get kicked off the plane drunk, but like permagrin gettin real into my tunes drunk. Alternatively I’ll take a benzo and drink one beer haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/14/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

I can use my phone as a hot spot if the internet sucks. It is passable for work uses, not very good for watching Youtube.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
12/14/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 1

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I usually bring one these for each flight. This and Bose noise-cancelling headphones make flying almost tolerable...

Kinja'd!!! "ZHP Sparky, the 5th" (e30s2k)
12/14/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1

PDX now has a movie theater I heard, but with it being my home airport feels weird getting there extra early just to catch a movie?

Kinja'd!!! "Pistol Whipped Cream" (heynickhere)
12/14/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1

hopefully terminal 4. There isnt much in the other terminals.

Kinja'd!!! "Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
12/14/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 1

One of the main reasons I continue to pay for my overpriced credit card is because I can drink for free in relative comfort at the United clubs. Last winter, two friends and I were delayed for six hours....that one visit was worth the entire years fee. As an aside, the dining/drinking options in most airports are pretty good these days. (Not sure about the cost)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/14/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

My dad used to be a member of USAir’s club. Since we have the same name, I used him to sit in those lounges. If you have a significant layover and fly a lot, it’s a huge benefit. That said, I’d have to fly a lot more and get laid over a lot more to spend that coin. Since I’m in a wheelchair, I instead spend the extra $$ to fly non-stop instead when I can.

No matter the quality, it’s hard to get reasonably priced food once you’re past security.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/14/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0

What terminal?

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/14/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 1

I thought that I had outgrown gaming, but my Nintendo Switch has kept me totally entertained in airports and on planes. I’ve been on 20 flights (10 layovers) since October and it’s been in constant use on those trips.