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Kinja'd!!! by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 12/14/2017 at 14:21

Tags: bye bye net neutrality
STARS: 6


Kinja'd!!!


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

Doesn’t the Jalopnik Gold Membership get me access?

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 5

As of today you’ll need our exclusive Platinum Access Rewards service for access.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/14/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1

We’re still working out details on that. You should, yes, but since Oppositelock is on kinja.com now and not jalopnik.com, there have been some cross-domain issues that haven’t been resolved

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I’m willing to pay all that’s worth!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0

And probably won’t be resolved any time soon, either, I presume?

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

How much does a fogged mirror cost?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

IDK but that sounds at least as valuable

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
12/14/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

I’ll give you a bottle of blinker fluid for it

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 1

That’s not real - everyone knows refill blinker fluid comes in cartons.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
12/14/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 2

I’m still mailing a box of scoob to Pai.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/14/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 2

I hope they leave it somewhere hot when it’s delivered.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

If we’re really lucky it will spontaneously combust on his doorstep

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/14/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 2

Please file a bug report to Kinja Help. Keep in mind this will utilize one (1) of your Bug Utterance Timeline Ticket(BUTT)s. Your current service plan allots you three BUTTs per year.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

Next you’re gonna tell me that getting an actual response will require me to pay the ‘Response In Proper Order For Fee’

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/14/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

You’re a quick learner