by "Milky" (jordanmielke)
Published 12/14/2017 at 10:27
by "Milky" (jordanmielke)
Published 12/14/2017 at 10:27
Tags: Snow
; Detroit
; Woodward
STARS: 11
All from the last 24 hours around Detroit.
Stolen from the Woodward Facebook group, but this should work if you want to see the lowrider video
https://www.facebook.com/EightBallDetroit/posts/1656375784421221
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/14/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 1
It took me a solid minute to figure out what was different about the Explorer
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/14/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 14
Everybody always says no fucks given or the field where I grow my fucks is barren , etc.
But that person in the low rider is on a totally different level. Like he or she exists on a plane of consciousness where the concept of fucks does not even exist.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/14/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 2
Nothing like a cold beer when you get to work. Wait, what?
"phenotyp" (phenotyp)
12/14/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0
Sometimes I miss Detroit.
"RutRut" (RDR)
12/14/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 2
It is the single most Detroit move of all time.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/14/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 4
I need a lowrider so that I can just use the hydraulics to shake the snow off in the morning.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/14/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1
Knowing MDOT, I’m guessing all that white on the ground is only 50% snow by now.
"BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/14/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 3
The driver must work for FCA. :p
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
12/14/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 5
This is what I see when I look at the lowrider
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/14/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 1
Love it. But then this morning, 8 hours after the snow stopped falling, there was only one lane plowed on the expressway . Aaannnd there was a shooting at noel night. Not saying they’re the same, but Detroit doesn’t let you forget its Detroit.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 2
My only beef here is the lowrider driver, destroying a perfectly good ‘62 Impala.
And just to be clear, by ‘destroying’ I mean driving it in the snow...
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/14/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 2
The crop is on that is so good because I have no idea how the cat got there.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/14/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 4
From the guy’s Facebook post:
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"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0
Good! Hope he got underneath the car and inside the fenders as well—they’re not making any more of those cars.
Also - he had someone follow him to take the picture so he could upload it to FB, apparently, then? SMH...
"BigBlock440" (440-4bbl)
12/14/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 2
they’re not making any more of those cars.
No, but they are making more fenders.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/14/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1
Very true - - and I think that there are a few 60's cars that you could build up from scratch with new parts today. Probably not a ‘62 Impala, but some of the later A- and F-bodies.
"jimz" (jimz)
12/14/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1
yeah, and I wonder if people who think they’re “showing off” realize everyone else on the road hates them.
"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
12/14/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 2
Hey now, I resemble that remark.
I have a six pack in the office fridge right now, as a matter of fact.
"So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky" (badams109)
12/14/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 2
I use to work with that engine plant. Those dudes getting drunk and high at lunch, yeah, they are still there. If it were a rusted out Durango I would believe you.
"So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky" (badams109)
12/14/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 4
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Obligatory.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/14/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0
Always great.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
12/14/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 2
The cat doesn’t either...
"jimz" (jimz)
12/15/2017 at 06:43, STARS: 1
I like how this gets re-written and posted on Jalopnik with no credit.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/15/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0
Just saw it too, classic Jalopnik move. What happened to hat tips?
"user314" (user314)
12/15/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 0
Budget cuts from Univision: hats, bonnets, babushkas, and visors will no longer be provided.