Today in MercadoLibre.com: Aggressively normal looking cars that pack a punch

Kinja'd!!! by "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
Published 12/13/2017 at 19:00

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So, as part of my Dog Days, I spend a lot of time looking at these sporty version of cars in Mexico

Remember: we get way more cars than you guys, but mostly boring cars.

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Its a 2008 Subaru Legacy with the 3.0 flat six, developing 245 horsepower routed to all four wheels. Its got a 5-speed autobox with paddle shifters too!

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For: Its a weird Subaru with a flat six engine

Against: It needs a bit of work on the interior, its almost 10 years old, so look out for driving restrictions in Mexico City!

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Its a four liter W8 Passat with AWD and an automatic transmission. It develops 275 horsepower and can sprint from 0-100 in about seven seconds

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Its got a quaint interior, but just look at those BBS alloys, something makes me suspect the current owner is a part-time-bro.

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For: Its a W8 passat with 43 thousand miles, its near me, and its the only W8 Passat.

Against: Its a fifteen year old car and the owner is asking too much for it.

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Yes, this is the same car that Dr. House’s best friend drove around a couple of times, also a SHO taurus, and a Corvette.

It’s got a 4.4 liter Yamaha V8 crammed somewhere inside it developing 315 horsepower but more importantly, its got 440 NM of torque!

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For: Its a V8 Volvo, its probably the youngest car of the list thus far, and I like the outside, it seems like its been well taken care of.

Againts: fake wood everywhere! It also has a dealer sticker that makes me suspect its not a first owner car...

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Its the youngest car on the list! its also the most expensive, but it gets really close to that Passat. It’s got a pentastar v6 mated to a 9 speed automatic box routed to all four wheels. Its dissapointingly slow, yet even then its the second most powerful in the list as uf now.

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For: its the youngest car

Againts: it seems to have had quite a life! despite being less than 30,000 miles in! Its so boring I didn’t even bother putting an interior shot!

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Its a v8 Audi with AWD routed through a six speed manual box, its the most expensive car of the list and the most powerful by far.

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For: its a bulletproof 420hp sedan

Againts: its a bulletproof sportscar in Mexico City, the suspension must be destroyed!, its also that Audi V8 that is a pain to service!


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
12/13/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 0

you forgot taurus SHO!

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 0

I looked and looked but I couldn’t find a SHO here, you see, ever since like the nineties the Taurus has only been sold as a PPV here in Mexico!

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
12/13/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

If you buy any of these, go for the Passat as it’s the only one in your area. Also I don’t know the the current exchange rates but good god! 263,000 dollars for a Chrysler?!?! I wouldn’t spend that much even on a Porsche

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/13/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

Those are stock W8 rims (by BBS).

For $40k+ new, that’s reasonable. Maintnenance on those is a pain. But amazing sound and great power delivery.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

I just realized that a PPV Taurus would be quite cool...

*Searches in MercadoLibre*

https://auto.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-582128207-ford-police-interceptor-2014-_JM

Its got the SHO engine in it too!

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
12/13/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 0

The Spec B had an Automatic and the 3.0 in Mexico? Everywhere else it used the 2.5 turbo and was only offered with a 6 speed manual.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 0

So it came Bro-ed out from factory?

Yeez...

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 1

Well, the Audi is also in Mexico City, but I wouldn’t buy any of those. You see, cars older than 7 years here can only get shitty tags and you can’t drive them everyday!

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
12/13/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 1

That Passat is practically half a Bugatti!

So argueth VW Bro.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

Wikipedia says that some 3.0r models were Spec B with the paddle shifters.

But its wikipedia, So its not exactly trustworthy.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

Yeah yeah, and that Yamaha V8 is just like the LFA v10 but with a couple of cylinders less!

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
12/13/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0

As far as I can find the 3.0R Spec B was a limited production Japan only model. Every where else the Spec B was 2.5 + 6 Speed. Never been in a 3.0R but the paddles appear to have been standard for the 3.0s in 2008.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0

You’re probably right! My only source was Wikipedia, and it explained that the 3.0 did not have paddle shifters unless it was the Spec B! I did not know you could get those paddles elsewhere.

I do really love it, in fact its the only car in the list i’d eye seriously!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
12/13/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 0

“Its a four liter W8 Passat with AWD and an automatic transmission. It develops 275 horsepower and can sprint from 0-100 in about seven seconds”

That seems incredibly slow for an engine that big. IIRC the 3rd Integra GS-R did a seven second 0-60.

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Though to be honest those times seem pretty optimistic.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 1

Well, the engine seems understressed, its got less than 70 hp/l, and the passat is a very heavy car, add to it the drivetrain loss from the awd box and you’ve got yourself a slouch!

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
12/13/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0

A google search for Legacy 3.0R interiors show that all the photos marked specifically as a 2008 have the paddles while ones marked as 2009s don’t.

The 5 speed auto Subaru used to use with the flat 6 engines is easily the most annoying transmissions I have ever driven. The one in my mom’s old Legacy 3.6R would constantly get confused when you switched from decelerating to accelerating and sit there for a good 2-3 seconds before finally deciding what gear it wanted to be in. The paddles are a total joke. You pull the paddle and then wait 5 seconds while the car thinks about if it actually wants to do what you told it to do or just ignore you.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

Ah dammit!

All I want is a low key car with copious power, understated design, and a nice fast transmission, be it manual or automatic.

Kinja'd!!! "BeaterGT" (beatergt)
12/13/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0

Always wondered how that Subaru 3.0/3.6 was.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
12/13/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

You want the Legacy 2.5GT. Essentially a detuned STI in a Legacy body.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/13/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

Me like, but me not find :(

We don’t buy nice cars in Mexico often... those who do tend to be BROS and fuck the living shit out of those scoobys...

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
12/13/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

Honestly I am drooling over the Yamaha V8.

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
12/13/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Difference is the Passat will still do 7 sec in the wet.