Virginia Man to Florida Man: Hold My Beer  (Newsworthy but NSFW)

Kinja'd!!! by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 12/13/2017 at 17:17

Tags: naked road rage
STARS: 1


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A naked man jumped onto a moving truck, attempted to stab the truck, then ran off naked into the woods with a tire around his neck. On Route 28 by Dulles Airport.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
12/13/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 7

Strangely, compared to U.S. politics, this doesn’t seem too crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 4

This might be about the most perfect metaphor for US politics in 2017.

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/13/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 2

Expect more of this once “autonomous cars” become more common...

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 2

COTD— wait, wrong site....

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

That’ll be me. Save the manuals/naturally aspirated/turbo diesel/Miata/wagons!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

You know now that sometime in the next 20 years there’s going to be some Silicon Valley nerd who’s going to be tasked with programming the AI to deal with a naked crazy person under the influence of an unknown substance.

Kinja'd!!! "Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
12/13/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 3

And there will be congressional hearings as to why it wasn’t programmed in the first place! Didn’t they see this coming!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/13/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 3

Kids, this is what happens when you read Melville while on crack.

“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/13/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 1

Electric Sun Roof. ...with design focus on “electric”.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
12/13/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 3

Bath salts back in fashion?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/13/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 1

Never a dull moment in Dulles.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0

Signs point to yes.

Kinja'd!!! "Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab" (saabwagon)
12/13/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

I know exactly where that sign is as I drive by it roughly once a month.

Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/13/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 1

Meh, pretty common hazing ritual for freshman Senators...

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0

Yeah sadly I know where it is too. And it’s not far enough away from my house.