by "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
Published 12/13/2017 at 17:17
Tags: naked road rage
STARS: 1
A naked man jumped onto a moving truck, attempted to stab the truck, then ran off naked into the woods with a tire around his neck. On Route 28 by Dulles Airport.
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"Svend" (svend)
12/13/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 7
Strangely, compared to U.S. politics, this doesn’t seem too crazy.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 4
This might be about the most perfect metaphor for US politics in 2017.
"xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/13/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 2
Expect more of this once “autonomous cars” become more common...
"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 2
COTD— wait, wrong site....
"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0
That’ll be me. Save the manuals/naturally aspirated/turbo diesel/Miata/wagons!!!!
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1
You know now that sometime in the next 20 years there’s going to be some Silicon Valley nerd who’s going to be tasked with programming the AI to deal with a naked crazy person under the influence of an unknown substance.
"Straightsix9904" (Straightsix9904)
12/13/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 3
And there will be congressional hearings as to why it wasn’t programmed in the first place! Didn’t they see this coming!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/13/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 3
Kids, this is what happens when you read Melville while on crack.
“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
"xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/13/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 1
Electric Sun Roof. ...with design focus on “electric”.
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
12/13/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 3
Bath salts back in fashion?
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/13/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 1
Never a dull moment in Dulles.
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0
Signs point to yes.
"Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab" (saabwagon)
12/13/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0
I know exactly where that sign is as I drive by it roughly once a month.
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
12/13/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 1
Meh, pretty common hazing ritual for freshman Senators...
"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
12/13/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0
Yeah sadly I know where it is too. And it’s not far enough away from my house.