Whilst grandparents car shopping, I hath foundeth....

Kinja'd!!! by "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
Published 12/13/2017 at 10:02

Tags: At the dealer!!!
STARS: 1


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Although many don’t like the fake vents and extra shit, it’s still a damn cool car. And this is the first I’ve seen up close, so that’s something. The first Civic Type R in the U.S....


Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
12/13/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 0

Did they have it listed with some kind of insane markup?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/13/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 5

This car is tiring to look at.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
12/13/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 0

All the stupid red accents everywhere... Without those, it might actually be on my short list, but I couldn’t live with that, regardless of how well it drives.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 1

Yes!!! $12,900 for some tint? Bwhat thy hell is this?! And a mystery $10,000 added to that for no apparent reason than to mark it up, totaling at $55,200. Look mommy, I sat in a $55k car! Lmfao

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0

Red accents have been a Type-R thing for a while now. Look at recent gen CTRs. Maybe I haven’t seen reactions from other countries but they’ve had it. Maybe I’m hearing more compaints on it now that the US has it. But I agree that someone the other stuff is way extra.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1

I struck up a conversation with the owner of that dealer and surprised the socks off him when I told him all I knew about this car, including the fake vents and insane markup. But he still liked me, he said there aren’t many 14 year olds who know much about anything related to cars. He said we can have a free oil change and rotation for our car. So if you’re running a bit low on cash for maintenance or are that and too lazy to change it yourself make sure you teach your kids about cars haha

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/13/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 2

I’m too old for this. They need to make an un-pimped version.

I also suspect this would be gone in 60 seconds in some metro Seattle neighborhoods.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
12/13/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 0

Good god, what on earth were they thinking?

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

That’s the thing. They weren’t.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

Yup.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2

Now look at it in Championship White. Oof.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
12/13/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 1

It’s just too much. The red badges are great. I could probably even live with the red pinstripe all the way around on the lip, side skirts and diffuser. But the red lines on the wheels (also hate them on the 991.2 GT3, but they’re an option) and all the red lines on the trim inside - it’s just overdone.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 2

Yeah. The interior was overkill. As if the fake vents weren’t enough lol

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
12/13/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 1

I know I’m old because this thing is hideous. High school me would’ve loved it. But high school me existed in the early days of the F&F franchise so that was cool then. It could be the best car in the world and I still wouldn’t be interested in it because I couldn’t live with looking at it every day (inside or out).

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
12/13/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 0

I like everything but the huge wheels and super low profile tires. I don’t think those would make it in Michigan

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
12/13/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

It actually looks much less garish in black.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
12/13/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

Where are you located that it has that much of a markup? All the ones here have sold at MSRP.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
12/13/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1

I’m young enough to want one (and financially able to afford one), but old enough to know that actually owning one would kill my dating life.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/13/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

It isn’t pleasant to me in any color.

Kinja'd!!! "Sovande" (sovande)
12/13/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

Everything about it, save the reported driving dynamics, is awful, It’s abysmal to look at.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

Central Florida. I called out the guy on it too.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/13/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

I bet it isn’t. I was pointing it that white would make it a lot worse because you can see all the fake vents and shit better

Kinja'd!!! "I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa)
12/13/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

So, uh, this might be a dumb question, but... where’s the parking brake? Does it have a dumb electronic one? Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/14/2017 at 05:45, STARS: 0

Looks like that’s the case. Damn.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/14/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 1

Yeah black is best at obscuring that kinda junk but it fails to do so on this car. White is the worse at doing that.

But this car’s whole point is to be that over the top .... umm ... busy? That’s the best word I can come up with.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
12/14/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 1

Exactly that.