CONGRATULATIONS, ALABAMA!

Kinja'd!!! by "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
Published 12/12/2017 at 22:38

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YOU DIDN’T TOTALLY EMBARRASS THE COUNTRY TONIGHT!


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Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

I haven’t been paying attention what happened?

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
12/12/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 2

Doug Jones won.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
12/12/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 2

Doug Jones won.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/12/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 6

Roy Moore lost.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/12/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure Fox News just declared Doug the winner.

The Doug Jones headquarters looks like a party right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
12/12/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

I still can’t believe it. The best part is, since they’ve destroyed all paper and digital ballots, there’s nothing to recount (as I understand it).

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

...who’s Doug Jones?

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
12/12/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 17

Not a child molester.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 1

I initially leaned towards Moore, but wound up abstaining after Trump endorsed Moore (birds of a feather) and the scandal got wider, but honestly Doug Jones will be a solid senator and is widely supported by a lot of my friends — most of whom are “evangelicals” in their 30s and 40s. I’ve never seen a Democratic candidate here get so much support from so many diverse areas. We’re all pretty sick of the GOP and Trump in particular.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 1

Well I would sure hope so.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
12/12/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

He’s the one who’s not a child molester, and soon to be the junior Senator from Alabama.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
12/12/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 7

I just got the notification. There is hope for this country. For me it has nothing to do with D or R. Roy Moore has a life Long recorded history of being an awful person.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0

Just did some looking. Didn’t even know Alabama was having an election. Or who Roy Moore and Doug Jones were.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

First Democratic senator elected in Alabama since 1992. He’s a high-profile civil rights attorney.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler is In the Library" (svtylerisinthelibrary)
12/12/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

TL;DR: Doug Jones, a Democrat, won the vacant Alabama Senate seat over Roy Moore, a Republican. The fact that this happened in Alabama, one of the most red states in the country, bodes well for a massive blue wave in the 2018 House and Senate elections and should have the GOP shitting bricks.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

To be honest I didn’t even know that Alabama was having an election until 5 minutes ago lol. But this is good news.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

Yeah, it’s supposed to be something of a bellwether for the 2018 midterms.

This is round 3 of a special election to fill Jeff Sessions’ seat since he became AG almost a year ago. It’s been 6 months of drama.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0

Well that’s good. I’d still be surprised to see a blue wave in 2018 since in this case, as I’ve found out, Moore was controversial to say the least. Imo it seems like people voted against a pedophile and not for a democrat. That being said I’ve known about this for a total of 10 minutes so...

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/12/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

Well he’s probably best known for this campaign and prosecuting the bombers of the 16th street Baptist church.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
12/12/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 5

No Moore.

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
12/12/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

Which is honestly the only thing most people know about him, other than his party. That’s pretty much all he was advertised as ever.

Which is why they had huge black voter turnouts, also Moore is a racist. And a kiddie diddler.

Kinja'd!!! "gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
12/12/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 0

Was watching this and hoping, but didn’t believe it’d turn out this way. Cracked open a Georgetown Bodhizafa to celebrate. Congrats Alabama!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/12/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

Moore is a racist. I’m pretty sure he’s even said it. Also he said religious freedom only applies to denominations of Christianity. And someone who has gone against the constitution and has been removed from office twice.

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
12/12/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

My conspiracy theory is that Steve Bannon wanted this to happen, to stick it to Trump after kicking him out of the White House. But Steve Bannon is probably just a nut that needs to do a little more research on his candidates.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/12/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 3

Do you not watch or read or listen to any news in any form?

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/12/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 6

In the past month, this is basically what happened:

- A trans woman solidly beat a guy who basically stopped short of saying he wanted to kill LGBTQ people. More trans people ended up in office too.

- Trump’s trans ban was defeated in court for a third time.

- Lots of Democrats took seats in November.

- Our President incriminates himself, attacks a sexual assault victim, pisses off the FBI, and posts fascist propaganda.

- A Presidentially-endorsed and GOP-backed pedophile narrowly loses to a Democrat in one of the deepest red states ever.

Wow, I know the DNC doesn’t have any message right now (aside from “at least we aren’t sexually assaulting children”) but this gives me hopes for 2018.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
12/12/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 3

The Democratic platform is pointing at a picture of Trump and saying “for the love of god”.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/12/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

That’s a little out there if I’m honest. I’ve heard worse but I’ve certainly heard less crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler is In the Library" (svtylerisinthelibrary)
12/12/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

Takeaway here is that this election was a nearly 30-point swing compared to previous Senate races, which in terms of election results is unprecendented, especially considering that Trump won Alabama by +28 a year ago and endorsed Moore, which normally increases a candidate’s popularity. That drastic swing isn’t completely explained by the pedophilia accusations so there were a ton more Democratics turning out than in previous elections even considering the likely voter suppression .

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/12/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 2

Serious question: why did you initially support Moore?

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
12/12/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0

Yeah, I’m wagering more on him not knowing anything about this and this was really just a result of a massive backlash to Trump being the President.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

Not really no. Never really touch news channels like Fox or CNN. I still usually hear about current events from reddit/imgur posts or people talking about it, and then I usually look into further if it interests me. Tbh I’m surprised I didn’t know about this election until now.

Kinja'd!!! "Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS" (corey-cc97)
12/12/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

Interesting. Red states could swing then.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

He was tacitly the “man of good character” (until he wasn’t). But even though I didn’t like some of his poor packaging of his opinionated comments, I felt like he was a good GOP disruptor — and Trump hated him and supported his opponent in the primaries. He’s been something of a celebrity politician here for almost 20 years, long before he started becoming everyday news. I dislike Trump as much as any politician ever, so that antagonism no doubt clouded my judgment a bit. And, of course, the constant evolution of the underage girl scandal.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

I hate to tell you that’s been on a bumper sticker here since at least 10 years ago when he was just a judge.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/13/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

Last I heard, Moore isn’t conceding.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/13/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 2

This IS great, but... There are still 650,000 people in Alabama who voted for a child molester because the alternative was voting blue.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
12/13/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 3

that’s what they did last year though ...

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
12/13/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

Probably doesn’t have a concession speech written due to massive ego. Sad!

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 10

Being kicked out of the Alabama Supreme Court twice for being too much of a Bible thumper = “man of good character”?

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 1

You know there are many other sources of news besides cable news and memes, right?

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

The Moore campaign was all like, “we’re not conceding, the media should go talk to the secretary of state.” Not more than a few minutes later, CNN had a reporter with the secretary of state, who was very proud of the integrity of the state’s elections, and when asked, straight up, if he could see a way that a recount could flip the race for Moore, said no.

Kinja'd!!! "gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
12/13/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 0

Yeah, look at the age breakdown for who voted for whom.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 1

Roy Moore is a perfect example of the more extreme parts of the GOP being based on the platform of giving people permission to be assholes by voting for an asshole like them. There’s a lot of assholes out there.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
12/13/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 1

I can’t seem to find the age breakdown, but the gender and race breakdown has me shaking my head at white people.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/13/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
12/13/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

Yep. Not surprising in the least.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
12/13/2017 at 06:22, STARS: 4

I think that’s code for “anti abortion”

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/13/2017 at 07:29, STARS: 0

Don’t underestimate the rampant corruption of the Democratic party in much of the state. We have a recent former D governor and a D mayor both in prison for a long time. That’s the context...it doesn’t make for a very high bar in politics.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
12/13/2017 at 07:58, STARS: 0

To be fair, it’s not that the alternative was voting blue. It’s more that the alternative to a child molester is a child murderer in their eyes.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/13/2017 at 07:59, STARS: 1

Only in Alabama is the racist and religious fanatic the “man of character”rather than the guy who put KKK terrorists and murderers in jail. Explains why it took decades to prosecute some of the perpetrators of 16th St Baptist Church bombing.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/13/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 0

Welcome to Alabama.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/13/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0

Don’t forget most Klansmen (1870s-1990s) were Dems. The political landscape has shifted a lot in 30 years.

The fact that Jones wasn’t a household name until this election is definitely sad.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
12/13/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 0

Good.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/13/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

And don’t forget that most of those Klansmen then became Republicans following the implementation of the Southern strategy. Roy Moore was a Democrat until 1992. I couldn’t give a shit what letter racists want to put after their name.

Two of those KKK bombers weren’t prosecuted until the 21st century and one never was. Suffice it to say almost electing a possible child predator to the Senate is the least of Alabama’s worries.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/13/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0

That’s what happened in 2016...apparently enough voters replied with “how bad could it be?” *checks box next to Trump*