You know what will make people want to buy this convertible? 

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 12/12/2017 at 20:47

Tags: unnecessary car shopping with E90M3
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If we take pictures of it during a fucking snow storm. Nothing says you need a drop top like a motherfucking snow storm.

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If we’ve got snow on the outside, WE BETTER GET SOME ON THE INSIDE TOO.

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Door a bit boring? Not anymore: SNOW.

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Is the engine cold as ice? YOU BET IT IS.

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What’s better than having a cool set of wheels? Having some that are literally frozen.

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Replies (39)

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/12/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0

I assumed ‘vert and auto Ms were the cheapest ones. Doesn’t seem like that good of a deal.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

DCT verts are the cheapest used M cars you can buy, which is ironic because they were the most expensive new, and this does seem a little on the expensive side.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/12/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 1

No kidding.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/12/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 1

Bob, you were supposed to upload photos of that BMW to the website three weeks ago! Go take some pictures NOW!

But it’s sn-

NOW, Bob!

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/12/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 1

Ms and 911s.

Also, I think I’d get this over that M3.

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*first thought of used, $30k, luxury car

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 0

I don’t care for the styling at all on those, I’m sure it’s awesome to drive, but I don’t really want to own one. After my experience with late 90s/early 00s GM, I have a sour taste in my mouth.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/12/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

Retractable hard tops are basally hard tops.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/12/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

I respect that opinion.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 0

Apart from the lose of head room.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/12/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0

No wagon no care

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 0

I just watched the TGUS episode Winter Drop Tops, which was a pretty good one. Hulu has them all, which is nice, since I haven’t had History Channel since the channel was about history.

Can you believe TLC used to be about learning, and not living with dwarfism? Unbelievable.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/12/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 0

Pretty sure every V wagon is like $50k :(

You can get a 318hp one though!

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Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 0

Remember when TLC had junkyard wars? 9 year old me remembers.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 0

Oohhhh, I ‘member!

Crazy thing is that almost every Carmax has a reconditioning area that is covered and heated. Why are they taking pics on the lot? I think that breaks a corporate rule or something.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/12/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0

I would rock a non-V if the front grille wasn’t so unsightly. But I don’t want to be a poser and put on a V front. May as well slap M badges on my pickup.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

May as well slap M badges on my pickup.

I fully support M badges on:

BMWs with WBS VINS

Non-BMWs

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/12/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

You would have liked the M3 Corolla I saw last week. Guess he couldn’t spring for the M5 Camry!

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

I mean I had an Explorer sport with an M badge on the back. I jokingly referred to it as the explorer sport M.

My neighbor across the street, who used to own an AMG, asked me about it years later.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/12/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 0

At least that’s a hardtop convertible. A used car lot near me got a silver NB1 Miata the middle of last month and promptly parked in the most prominent roadside space available. What person in their right mind puts a rust-prone convertible front and center on the lot in the middle of November in Ohio?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0

Was it a buy here pay here place?

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/12/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 0

Nope. Just a regular old used car lot.

That is if a lot with 9 used Chrysler Crossfires can be considered in any way normal…

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0

Only if it’s a Chrysler dealer, assuming it’s not, that’s not normal at all.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/12/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 1

THEYRE DESPERATE IMMA LOWBALL THEM.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

BUT THEY KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/12/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 1

Does the ad say that? Because if not they probably don’t

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 1

You’re right it doesn’t, they probably don’t know. Might be able to convince them they only have a 3 series.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/12/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1

I’ll offer them my E46 vert straight up on trade - ITS A CLASSIC

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 1

You might even be able to get some cash since you’ve got a manuel transmission and therefore makes your car bilingual.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/12/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

It isn’t. Definitely not your average used car lot though. I’ve seen an FC RX-7 convertible, Studebaker Avanti, tastefully-modified RX-8, FR-S Series 10, and NC Miata Club.

The Crossfires are the strangest though, if only because of the sheer volume of them. Nine is most they have had at one time, but they seem to move them pretty quickly and are constantly bringing more in. There have been several SRT-6's to boot.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

One of my parents friends in the neighborhood has a manual Crossfire. He’s the same person who also has a Saab Sonet.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/12/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 1

And a shit load more weight

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/12/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 1

Sounds like he’d fit in around here!

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/12/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1

Second heaviest car in the universe behind:

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/12/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 1

* price is per pedal

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
12/12/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 1

My Dad ended up selling his 91 Mercury Capri in a snow storm in December of 96. The lady that bought it wasn’t too interested to seeing how the top worked that day.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
12/14/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0

I mean I would lowball the hell out of them for that

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/14/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

Carmax though.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
12/14/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 1

Yeah but I would never buy a V8 hard top automatic convertible unless it was literally a steal