I'll get right back to you.

by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 12/12/2017 at 12:57

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I replied with this image, and then blocked them:

Replies (13)

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/12/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 7

I would have that turd bronzed and displayed on a pedestal at my desk, so that any man or woman entering my office would know who is in charge and how the conversation will go.

“Jeff do you see that bronze turd? Fuck outta here with that invoice.”

"Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab" (saabwagon)
12/12/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 2

“Hello Buddy”

Yep, nope.

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/12/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 2

“Advert”? Lack of definite article in reference to item?

Then I thought “If only this closes with ‘Warm Regards’ I’m gonna roll my eyes so hard that I crap my pants.”

Dammit.

"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
12/12/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 6

The shitposts are getting too literal.

"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/12/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 4

“Oh, you’ve got a pair of brass balls on your desk. How quaint.”

*thud

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
12/12/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 3

first massive shit I’ve seen on oppo that wasnt a pontiac product

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/12/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

Triggered...

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/12/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/12/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

A prime example of why turds are tapered. You know why turds are tapered, don’t you?

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So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/12/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 3

After passing that one, I wouldn’t expect to retain much elasticity.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/12/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

Maybe you want to blur your email address out? Here, I’ll help.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/12/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

Oh, it’s a pseudonym. I’ve put it out here before.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/12/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

Don’t call me buddy, guy!