Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 12/11/2017 at 20:47

Tags: Dumb jokes are funny
STARS: 8


Kinja'd!!!

Well that explains why the water wasn’t boiling.


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
12/11/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 6

groan

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/11/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 10

Simmer down, now.

Get a handle on yourself, or you’ll be band.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
12/11/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 6

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
12/11/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 1

Roughly my girlfriend’s reaction.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 7

The water wasn’t boiling because your stove is ELECTRIC

#gasforlyfe

(original thought was to tag with #gasmasterrace but I decided that may have negative connotations)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
12/11/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 1

I probably can’t be trusted around a gas stove. Or a stove. Really, anything in general.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 4

Careful, you’ll get him steaming mad.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1

Seriously though once you cook on gas stove you’ll never want to go back.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/11/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 5

It’s alright. He’ll dial it down once I give him a hand.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/11/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0

#gasterrace? Yeah, that doesn’t sound right either.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
12/11/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 5

I think he can keep a lid on it.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 5

If he gets band he’ll have to use a burner.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/11/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

What is a gas terrace?

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
12/11/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

Is that a faux-Mondrian cutting board?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
12/11/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

No idea. All I know is that it sucks and I don’t use it.

Kinja'd!!! "The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123)
12/11/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Your noodle is showing.

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
12/11/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

You just have to focus your chi

Kinja'd!!! "gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
12/11/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0

Don’t knock induction.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

Induction is great if you like being limited to what cookware you can use.

Kinja'd!!! "gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
12/12/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

I don’t know if anybody who likes limitations in cookware choices, but the precision is there, as is the ability to quickly sear whatever you need to. Gas can’t match that imho. Plus it’s a lot safer around toddlers

Kinja'd!!! "xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
12/12/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0

My toddler cant handle that induction stuff but makes some great eggs on gas. 

Kinja'd!!! "gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
12/12/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

To be fair, there’s a learning curve with everything new.