My girlfriend broke my car again.

Kinja'd!!! by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 12/11/2017 at 08:52

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It’s mostly just paint damage, but still.

Kinja'd!!!

She backed into our neighbor’s car the other day when she had to pick me up from work, on account of the Escort dying. It wasn’t the best day.

And no, it won’t buff out. Kia is a great brand, but their paint might as well be watercolor.

Oh, and the worst thing? This bumper is still fairly new and was flawless until this happened. I’m just glad I hadn’t installed my splash guards yet, or it would have been ripped out.


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
12/11/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 4

buy her a 93 corolla

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
12/11/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 2

buy her a bus pass

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0

Didn’t she just get a new car? Why was she driving yours?

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
12/11/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 1

Sucks man, for sure. My wife’s cars have always had scratches, scrapes, etc. She just doesn’t give a shit. Big paint scrape from garage post? Oh well, it’s just a car. No biggie.

Drives me insane.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
12/11/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 1

Ugh. There should be a remedial course for drivers who repeatedly hit things at slow speeds, with potential for license suspension if you are hopeless. I worked with a woman who has hit her own cars in her driveway multiple times... and these are the people we share parking lots with.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
12/11/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

Yeah, it’s scary. My girlfriend isn’t the worst driver, but it’s unsettling to know that there are worse ones out there.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
12/11/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

This was like two days before that.