The new Grand Commander is on the way. Ew!

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Published 12/10/2017 at 23:25

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This seriously looks hideous.

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
12/10/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 1

looks like a pacifica and discovery sport had a baby

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/10/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 6

*Sees picture*

*Throws laptop into the air in tantrum*

*Opens window*

SERGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/10/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

Why does the drawing have so many stupid lines

The worst part is how the rear glass actually overhangs the taillights. I’ve seen it on a few other newer SUVs and it gives the greenhouse too much visual weight.

There, I fixed it:

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Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/10/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 1

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I can’t even with those fake vents and the real vents underneath... Is it also FWD based? Mamma Mia Sergio...

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/10/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1

Looks fine, they’re the only brand keeping FCA alive at this point.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/10/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

It’s the Durango platform.

Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
12/10/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 6

Mmmmmmmmmmmoney

Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
12/10/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 4

No! We’re good! (We’re not)

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/10/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

Look, I’m not an engineer (yet!) but those vents look barely big enough to cool the Penta v6, let alone the big boy HEMI.

Plus it looks a lot like the new compass grille and in china you get taxed by the size of the engine... if that car goes on sale I can only suspect a turbo’ed four banger... that lower opening looks great for an intercooler, yo.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/10/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

Pst... hey

Ya’ll want some merger? I can hook y’all up with some fresh Kia...

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/10/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2

Well that was expected. Ever since they started talking about a big 7 seater JEEP the only way to do it was to Jeepsize a Durango.

And now here it is, the Gran Churango.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
12/10/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

*Mamma Mia Mergio...”

Boom, Fixed your comment.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/10/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 1

It doesn’t take a ton of opening to cool any of those motors. Those lower grilles are plenty to keep a radiator fed, especially with modern electric fans.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
12/10/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

I honestly don’t see the difference

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/10/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 0

Well, yeah, its just that it looks more like the compass grille than the Durango or GC one..

so I’m just speculating...

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
12/11/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1

So this is just the Durango with an optional extra $20k taken from your wallet for Blue Sky value for Jeep, right?

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/11/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

The compass is the most recent evolution of the Jeep styling language, so it would make since that the next product would follow suit. The total grille area really isn’t any smaller than the current GC’s is.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/11/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

Think so?

The filing says it’ll be powered by a 4-pot. I’d be more inclined to say it’s a stretched Cherokee rather than a Durango

Plus they have the GC which is on that platform already

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/11/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 0

*cough* the Durango is the stretched version of the GC *cough*

Kinja'd!!! "dsgolson" (dsgolson)
12/11/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

This is FWD-based (Pacifica platform), it isn’t based on the Durango. It’s also only gonna be sold in China.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 2

....And they were unable to carry it to term.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 0

Only in China? That’s a relief.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

Not even a Durango. FWD Pacifica dressed as an SUV.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 1

More like the Grand Pacifier.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 0

LMAO! :D

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0

Same here.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

They stretched out the rear to accommodate more people. They grafted half a trunk....or you can say, “half-assed” it.

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
12/11/2017 at 04:42, STARS: 0

I don’t get it, it looks great? The rear reminds me of the Durango

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 06:23, STARS: 0

I don’t like it. But this is just me....

It looks as if they had a design based off the Durango. After completing the design, they realized this thing needs to seat 7.

So they stretched the front and back by adding metal tumors.

That messes up the proportions and makes this look like a slightly lifted minivan.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 06:32, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/11/2017 at 06:33, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1821177779

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0

I see it now!

It is slightly better.

But I think that entire SUV should end after the D pillar. That extra window/metal/extension is very unappealing.

Same goes for the front. It looks too bulbous on both ends.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
12/11/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 0

Remember this concept they only showed in China?

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I kind of care less about brand dilution if its only over seas and doesn’t impact me.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/11/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 0

Same platform tho

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/11/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 1

I agree. I’m thankful that this will be limited to China.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/11/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0

I mistook Cherokee for Grand Cherokee. (Damnit Jeep, your naming scheme is too similar)

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
12/11/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

Ohh! Yeah, that does look better