Does Oppo Rodeo?

Kinja'd!!! by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 12/09/2017 at 21:33

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I am being paid a handsome fee by a large cattle pharmaceutical manufacturer to give a talk on immigration law at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Wednesday. I really did not want to do it, so I quoted them a high price, but they called my bluff. They fly me to Vegas, give me a room, and pay me too much for an hour presentation. God bless capitalism.

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They are taking the group to the rodeo that night, and I took them up on the offer. I have no idea what to expect.


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Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/09/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

God bless capitalism...

And antibiotic resistant bacteria...

And tying up animal testicals for fun...

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/09/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1

Rodeo is good.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
12/09/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

Where do cattle pharmaceuticals and immigration law intersect?

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
12/09/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 1

Used to go to the big Ellensburg rodeo years ago. I know PBR is a big deal, honestly more interested in the local 4h ag stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
12/09/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 9

I don’t rodeo, but my brother used to rodeo sport:

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Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/09/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 1

I went to one in Fort Worth, like 7 years ago. Enjoyed it, would go again, just haven’t.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/09/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 8

Rodeo is fun. You get to watch people do things nobody in their right mind should ever do.

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
12/09/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 2

Cattle drugs are used on cattle farms. Cattle farms need farm hands. Farm hands are probably often immigrants.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/09/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 7

Sounds like you wanted a Passport and ended up with a Rodeo.

Kinja'd!!! "npc58501" (npc58501)
12/09/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

Dude you will have a blast if you go in with an open mind. I know I have a blast whenever I go to the rodeo!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/09/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

My dad taught me that trick. He was, and still is kinda, a contractor. “If you don’t want to do a job, rake ‘em over the coals with your price. Either you won’t have to do the job, or you’ll be making so much money you won’t care.” That came back to bite him a bit a few years later, when he asked me how much to detail his truck. I considered that payback for when he convinced me to take a pay cut for babysitting my sister. Apparently $2/Hour is as a bit rich for his blood :)

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
12/09/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

Rodeos are great, they’re fun to watch even if you have no idea what’s going on. I took some classmates who’d never been to one and they had a blast.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
12/10/2017 at 03:08, STARS: 0

Go on...

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
12/10/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 1

My dad AKA boss also does this to customers who want stupid shit done that we really don’t wanna do. God, I hate when they call they bluff. It’s usually awful and takes forever to machine.