Who would've you chosen? 

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Published 12/08/2017 at 23:07

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FIA is filled with men that are insecure about their dick sizes, meaning they chose this particular racer (one convinced racing should be gender segregated) to a very important position.

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This story reminded me of something J eremy Clarkson deduced.

Now, I think this is crazy, they could just phone Sabine Schmitz who is awesome. Who would’ve you chosen to this position?


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Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
12/08/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 3

Stef Schrader?

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
12/08/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

 Claire Williams for sure or Susie Wolff

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 1

Loving Sussie Wolf, shame she left.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

He’s too busy being jealous .

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/08/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 2

I think Ursula Wirth and Ewy Rosqvist are still around (the latter definitely)- a little older now, but they’ve seen a thing or two behind the wheel:

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Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

Yeah! all very good choices, definitly better than the one the FIA chose.

my issue is that, having these great options and choosing the worst is just screaming that you’re mysoginistic.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/08/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1

They’d probably be better off without this type of “ambassador” at this point. It seems like kind of a pandering idea.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
12/08/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

What’s the logic behind the statement that Jorda is literally “the worst” person to enable women in FIA sports?

I mean, it could’ve been Tamara Ecclestone.

I get it, she’s probably not THE best candidate and asserting right at the start that F1 needs a women’s league is definitely controversial (at least without some data to back it up), but it could’ve been some FIA yes-man’s wife or daughter.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/08/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

I wonder what president-of-the-commission Michčle Mouton has to say on the matter

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 0

I’d respect what she thought if it was a good argument, but maybe Jean Todt wouldn’t for very odd reasons.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 0

Perhaps I exagerated, it could’ve definitely been worse

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/08/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 1

Simona de Silvestro is young and relevant.

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Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

Are those Aussie Supercars?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/08/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 3

*She

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/08/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0

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Yes

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
12/08/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 3

She met the bare minimum requirements to be taken as a serious candidate. Emphasis on bare minimum. Just nominating a woman wouldn’t have worked since they easily could’ve been dismissed as “not a racer” and Jorda has “F1 experience” so it stands to dismiss other drivers such as Simona De Silvestro or Katherine Legge who are hard fighting competitors at top levels of motorsport buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut they aren’t “F1" level drivers while Jorda “is”.

That to me is the insult - that Jorda got a hell of a chance despite being consistently awful because she is a literal model and has never done anything meaningful with her driving career but has everything thrown at her. Say what you will about “pay drivers”. Most of them at least win something on occasion. And the two drivers I mentioned will easily thrash the typical enthusiast in a straight up race using an average single seater or a spec touring car. It’s what happens when driving is kinda your job . But once again, the model that masquerades as a racer gets the position that should go to an honest to god racer.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1

Can I delete idiocies?

I did not know she’s a ... she...

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

So much yes.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
12/08/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

Michele Mouton would like to have a word with many of the men in the FIA....Specifically, she’d like them to do a ride along with her. And she wishes them luck.

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Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
12/08/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0

Yeah it could have been Ivanka Trump, it fits since she is in a family full of people totally unqualified for their jobs!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/08/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 1

Simona would be my choice. I’d love to see her back in IndyCar. That woman is tough, and can really wheel a car.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

I think its an issue that has many ways of solving (definitely changing the culture and actually embracing & promoting motorsport across all genders.) and the solution might lie elsewhere, but I’d rather see someone working towards a playing field with women than no one working at all.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/08/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 0

Seems very talented and amazing!

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
12/09/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

She was a Group B rally driver in the 80s. Specifically, she drove the original Quattro rally cars and then the Quattro sports as they evolved. She is literally among the top pantheon of drivers.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/09/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

There’s definitely something that can be done - what that is, I don’t know, but this seems shallow. Perhaps an “ambassador” who will really serve as more eye candy isn’t going to change much.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/09/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

Yes, it does boil down to that (specially due to the person nominated) but here’s to hopeful change in how motorsport works...

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/09/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

It’s a cool thought, but I suspect in 25 years (should we still be around), not much will have changed. This move certainly won’t make it happen.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
12/09/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

Dale Earnhardt Jr wearing a dress

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/09/2017 at 05:05, STARS: 0

Susie Wolff?

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/09/2017 at 06:24, STARS: 0

the only people worried about “dick sizes” are the people constantly commenting about dick sizes.

Just sayin’.

Kinja'd!!! "Joe6pack" (joe6pack)
12/09/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 0

Christina Nielson or Catherine Legge - you know, women who aren’t afraid to mix it up with the big boys and actually win things.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
12/09/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 0

Seriously this, she’s one of my favourite drivers of all time.

Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
12/09/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

Excellent choice