Things I fear.

Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 12/08/2017 at 12:51

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Driving VAG products in heavy rain. Especially my Passat with them clicking electric sounds and buzzing coming from the trunk on startup.


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Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/08/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1

That’s probably a fuel pump making the noise at the back.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/08/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 0

Doesn’t really sound like a fuel pump, sounds like a door/gate buzzing open. It happens randomly, when I turn the car of and lock the doors, when I unlock the doors and get into the car, when it starts, all at random.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
12/08/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 3

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Driving VAG products in heavy rain. Especially my Passat with them clicking electric sounds and buzzing coming from the trunk on startup.

this one day i was driving to work in the Allroad and suddenly heard a really F’ed up noise. It took me a while to realize it was the commuter train and not the car.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
12/08/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

Does that have the active sway bar shit like late bmws?

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/08/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

Not really. I’m guessing it’s related to either the speakers or the parking sensor beep thing, as it likes eating those.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/08/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Everytime a Turbo-Diesel truck or bus accelerates next to me, my mind goes:

OH GOD THE TIMING CHAIN

OH GOD THE TURBO SHIT THE BED

HOLY MOTHER MARY, THE DSG IMPLODED

but it was just a truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
12/08/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

Things I fear: 4-foot-long cockroaches that eat people.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/08/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 2

Radroaches?

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
12/08/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

Sounds like a juicy VAG related issue.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
12/08/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 2

Nah, I can kill those with the BB gun my dad gave me.

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
12/08/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

Only at startup? My GTI did that and I never figured out what it was