by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 12/08/2017 at 07:45
by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 12/08/2017 at 07:45
Tags: Bullshit Yankee Weather
STARS: 8
Someone apparently covered my car and the surrounding area with very poor quality cocaine.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
12/08/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 2
I heard Colombians got their hands on a catapult and are launching packets of cocaine over Mexico. It’s a ploy to get Texans addicted to... cocaine covered donuts in parking lots
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/08/2017 at 07:50, STARS: 0
Cocaine-covered donuts? Their plan is fucked.
Cocaine-covered brisket? We’re all doomed.
ETA: I feel the need to further clarify that yes, I got your joke.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/08/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0
At the present time, my edit is not showing up. I clarified that I did indeed get your joke, but decided to make one of my own.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
12/08/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 1
Even Kinja can’t handle the snow.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/08/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 2
Hoooooraahhh!
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
12/08/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 1
:) all good fam. It’s Friday. You have cocaine piled up sky high and you’re in texas. I’m... JELLY
"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/08/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 1
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
12/08/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1
10/10 would still snort, I mean free is free amirite?