Down on the Parking Garage

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Published 12/07/2017 at 07:43

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Neat.

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Door handles, how do they work?


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Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
12/07/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 0

Look like they pulled a Tesla. They likely kind of hing out when you approach, or touch the button part.

Stupid name, though.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/07/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

yet to notice one

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/07/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 4

That’s a handsome station wagon. Seriously, it’s just slightly taller than the compact next to it. Can we stop calling this a SUV?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
12/07/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 1

I saw one of these recently and am really not sure how I feel about it. Some of the proportions just feel wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
12/07/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

They pop out like this:

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Range Rover said they didn’t want a handle that stuck out, breaking the line of the car and creating wind noise.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
12/07/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 1

Plus, you can hid pop up mini machine guns better this way.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0

It is, I parked the Passat Variant next to it and it’s just a bit bulkier, the height and length are almost the same.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/07/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 2

The C-pillar/rear quarter area is kind of weird on these. This is for Stepfords who think an Evoque is too prole.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/07/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0

Let’s see how many people LandRover manages to trick into a wagon :)

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
12/07/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

Dear LandRover,

Please begin stuffing large V8's in these, as well as the Evoque.

Thank you. That is all.

Kinja'd!!! "winterlegacy, here 'till the end" (winterlegacy)
12/07/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

The average populace doesn’t like the word “wagon”, but tell them it’s a “compact SUV” and they’ll go bonkers for it.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/07/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

The key word is “Sporty” everyone likes sporty

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/07/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 1

Here is a man with a british accent to tell you about the door handles.

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Kinja'd!!! "Nymphicus Hollandicus" (nymhicus-hollandicus)
12/07/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

Apart from the brake and turn signal being combined into one, I think this is the best modern Range Rover. I actually respect these over regular ones.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0

So do I, it seems perfectly capable and what an amalgamation of all the Ranges and Rovers would look like.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

I don’t mind it, I prefer actual names over random letters and numbers.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 1

But it is like, an proper RR, only better and more suited to everyday duty.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

I looks very nice IRL.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

Supercharged Large V8s

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
12/07/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure it will happen :)

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/07/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

A Velar SVR/SVO is bound to happen.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/07/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

I don’t know about better than a standard RR, but smaller and easier to park (a big thing for the skills of the demographic who drives these, at least in my area), yeah.