The nice thing about being naturally pale

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 12/06/2017 at 14:25

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When you tell your boss you don’t feel well they readily agree that you look like a ghost and should probably go home.

Thank you, Polish ancestry!


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Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
12/06/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 4

Translucent privilege.

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/06/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 2

Another benefit of Polish/Eastern European heritage? The entire pig is edible to you.

THE ENTIRE PIG.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/06/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1

I’ve had this.

“Wow, you look really pale, are you feeling OK?”

Yeah, I feel great, I’m just as white as Casper that’s all.

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
12/06/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

Yep, add pigment spots to the mix and youve got a winner in the ‘I dont feel so good’ department.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

And the entire cabbage.

And the entire potato.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/06/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

I like cabbage.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/06/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 1

Combine the paleness with my natural state of sleep deprivation and I have to dodge those questions all day.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

one of the nice things about living/working close to H-Town is being able to shop here:

http://www.srodek.com

their kiebasa krajana is to die for, and I especially like their bigos and barszcz czerwony. I haven’t tried any of their salceson yet.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

ain’t all it’s cracked up to be; on the downside there’s the whole “burst into flames stepping outside on a hot day” thing.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

You are definitely Polish.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/06/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

I grew up in a predominantly Polish mill town and lived right down the road from a Polish bakery. I could buy fresh packzi and chrusciki whenever I wanted. It was the best.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/06/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

I am so looking forward to Wigilia this year.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
12/06/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

Plus enhanced Vitamin D absorption!

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 2

well yeah, the four major Polish food groups are 1) pork, 2) cabbage, 3) dough, and 4) potato.

I would cut a fool for a good plate of gobki. 

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Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/06/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

Chrusciki is tough to make at home well. Has to be thin and flaky, none of this wide-as-a-belt stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

Mmm... cabbage rolls. Basically Polish Haggis.

And so you know I’m not just being a jerk: I have filled and crimped literally thousands of pierogi over the years (it is my job when we make them: mom rolls the dough; my sister cuts rounds and puts them in front of me; and I fill, wet the edge, and crimp).

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 1

Okay, maybe not Polish , but you have clearly been exposed to the food from a young age.

It’s still a foreign food group to me, in spite of family connections. I’m more Mexican than anything culturally, but my genetics are a different story. I’m painfully pale, unable to spend any real amount of time in the sun without getting burned.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
12/06/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0

On the flip side you get a lot of people telling you you look like shit. Particularly if you come to work late and they suspect hangover or tiredness.

dammit