I'm not sure if this is satire.

Kinja'd!!! by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 12/06/2017 at 07:26

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These lyrics make me feel like this is a parody song.


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Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
12/06/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 2

It’s hard to believe there’s a country song out there that doesn’t pander to beer drinking, pickup truck driving, Confederate flag waving rednecks, but this is one.

I believe she won new artist of the year, song of the year and maybe a grammy. Anyway, she’s a peach. The song is great, too.

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
12/06/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 3

I mean it’s pretty accurate social commentary and surprisingly progressive views for a country song. If the melody and her voice were more interesting and if it had a more thought out and serious video it could be way cool. A critical voice from inside the traditional sphere, using their medium to send a message.

It’s just a shame that she didn’t expand a bit more on the idea. I know that 3 minutes aren’t enough to properly do so but there are a bunch of songs which came close to giving a meaningful insight into current politics and culture.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 1

It kinda lost me at the crack line, but meth is probably harder to rhyme.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 08:10, STARS: 0

It’s hard to believe there’s a country song out there that doesn’t pander to beer drinking, pickup truck driving, Confederate flag waving rednecks, but this is one.

Bro, you need to listen to different country music.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
12/06/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 2

seriously though follow your arrow won a CMA award for best song back in 2014, and hes right she won grammys for her album same trailer different park and the song merry go round. shes pretty good, and cute too

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/06/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 2

I believe you meant to say:

“It’s hard to believe there’s a pop- country song out there... ...but this is one.” 

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/06/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 2

haha yes, there is actual good country music out there if you steer clear of pop-country. Which is very hard to do on FM radio.

As a general rule I dislike most country music. But haven’t dismissed it wholesale, haha. I do enjoy for instance Chris Stapleton.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 0

Chris Stapleton is good. I like Sturgill Simpson, Turnpike Troubadours and Jace Everett for modern country. Can never go wrong with Cash or Willy.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/06/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 1

A friend of mine recently introduced me to Sturgill, I liked him too! Because of pop country I for years just completely dismissed any kind of modern country, but thankfully there’s still some good country music out there. It’s a pity pop country is what it is. But I suppose I shouldn’t judge to harshly, I enjoy some pretty terrible rap/hip-hop music myself. But for some reason it’s the terrible country that just really pisses me off. I think it’s unfortunately in-part because of the types of people I associate it with. The stereo-typical racist, confederate flag flying, coal rolling asshole.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0

Personally I am annoyed by pop of all genres.

It makes my wife think that I hate anything that is popular.

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
12/06/2017 at 09:42, STARS: 0

+ a crack can also be a butt so that’s cool

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
12/06/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 0

Damn son! You just blew this song wide open for me!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 0

ALL SONGS AT ONCE!!!

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Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
12/06/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

Thanks for fixing it for me. It just seems like so much that’s on the radio is such formulaic, lowest-common denominator garbage music.

Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
12/06/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

There’s good people on both sides of the poo country debate...

*runs away*

EDIT: I was going to fix the autocorrect mistake above but it still fits so I’m leaving it.

Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
12/06/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 0

I try to steer clear of the whole genre but living in Mississippi and working in Nashville makes it nearly impossible.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/06/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

“It just seems like so much that’s on the radio is such formulaic, lowest-common denominator garbage music.”

This is so very true. I’m saddened by the fact that it’s so popular.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
12/06/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0

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