by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 12/06/2017 at 03:30
by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 12/06/2017 at 03:30
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I’m still a goddamned virgin. Movie date was a success, though. Her pick. We played some arcade games and had some J.Co donuts on the way home.
Here’s some cars.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/06/2017 at 04:34, STARS: 1
what a charmer he is
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
12/06/2017 at 06:38, STARS: 5
Classic nice guy.
"jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 06:53, STARS: 5
so, you’re 14?
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/06/2017 at 07:18, STARS: 6
Just some advice:
1. Don’t worry about losing your V-Card. Everyone has had it, everyone has lost it, and dwelling on its removal will only cause you grief.
2. Movie dates are great, but do something that forces the two of you to converse instead. Sharing a meal, fantastic, but be creative with your choice. Do something that will make both of you excited. Bungee jumping? A concert? A jazz club? Going to the park and having a painting “competition” between the two of you? It doesn’t matter; just make it memorable.
3. Be flirtatious without being outright slutty, be confident but not cocky, be humble but not self-deprecating, and be into her but not clingy.
4. Always try to have a semi-private moment with her on every date. A corner table in a coffee shop, a quiet spot in a park... that kind of thing. Don’t be creepy with it.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
12/06/2017 at 08:00, STARS: 1
^this^
It can be hard to thread the needle on #3 when you’re inexperienced but it is what you should strive for.
"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
12/06/2017 at 08:18, STARS: 0
Mom dropped them off at the theater :)
"jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 8
5. The world does not owe you a hot girlfriend, and women don’t owe you sex.
"Aaron M - MasoFiST" (amarks563)
12/06/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 3
I did undergrad at a very nerdy school with a highly unfavorable gender skew (about two-thirds male). To add to that, I joined a “nerd-among-nerds” fraternity that was almost all engineers and CS majors, and dry to boot. Here’s what I learned:
1. Our house was full of girls, all the time. Why? The majority of our brothers were respectful, not constantly angling for dates, and generally treated everyone as people. These very basic things put us in the top 3 welcoming fraternity houses on campus (and indeed, all of my friends who were Greek but not my brothers were in the other two).
2. Without fail, the guys who got dates and got laid were the guys who didn’t care. There was a really funny trend of uber-nerds in our house getting girlfriends, and then complaining that they wanted to be spending more time studying, which infuriated the (always single) contingent that were trying really hard to date.
3. The only exception to rule 2 were people who genuinely enjoyed going to parties, flirting, and then sometimes going home with someone. This only worked when said person knew that they weren’t owed anything, were just as happy to go home with or without someone, and understood that the people they were looking to go home with were fellow participants in the game, not “targets” or anything else creepy like that.
"fintail" (fintail)
12/06/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 1
What color fedora? :)
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/06/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 3
rule 1 amigo *tips 10 gallon hat*
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/06/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 2
I figured that he wasn’t trying to rape anybody.
"jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
12/06/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 2
Norm McDonald playing Burt Reynolds play Turd Ferguson is the best.
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
12/06/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 2
Keep your pecker in your pants. Why? No form of birth control is 100% effective. I have two kids to prove it. If you happen to get a girl pregnant, you are no longer in control of your life and may have to take on responsibility which you may not want. You can’t compel a woman to get an abortion, however, the courts can compel you to be financially responsible for the child if she chooses to have it and keep it.
I’ve seen some pretty bad situations that came from a night of fun. Here’s a few examples taken directly from my life:
A friend of mine’s son got an older girl pregnant. She took him to court and got child support. He ended up dropping out of college because he couldn’t make enough money to meet the payments while going to school. His family is pitching in to help him go to tech school to become a machinist, but it means he is working all day and going to school at night. His dreams of being an engineer are gone.
My youngest uncle went for one last roll in the hay before dumping a girl. He got her pregnant. They tried to do the right thing and got married. After the first girl was born, they had four more, all girls. Twelve years later and he’s in a marriage that he doesn’t want and life got the best of him. He ended his time on this world.
My best friend got hooked on sex with a crazy girl and ended up married to her. It wasn’t until she started taking drugs that he finally saw the light and divorced her. About a year later, he got his new girlfriend pregnant and married her. After having four boys, she flaked out and left him and the boys.
A girl I was friends with was date-raped and ended up pregnant. She was a virgin when it happened. She had a beautiful little girl, but she had to struggle her way through college. The guy never took responsibility and never helped with their child. It was probably a good thing since she didn’t have to deal with him after what he did to her. At least her parents could afford to help her out so she could stay in school.
If you aren’t ready to have kids, the best thing to do is just keep your manly bits put away so they don’t get you into trouble.