Oh, what cruel torture

Kinja'd!!! by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 12/06/2017 at 00:23

No Tags
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

My wife bought me this cereal then told me to save her some. How am I supposed to sit down with the box, watch a basketball game, and not eat the whole thing in one sitting? That’s not fair.


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/06/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 4

I feel like organic cinnamon toast crunch is a contradiction in ideas. Like non-diarrhea chipotle

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/06/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 1

This is more like Golden Grahams, except the box is smaller and no hippies were harmed during its production.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
12/06/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 0

Every time I see anything remotely similar to golden grahams:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/06/2017 at 01:33, STARS: 1

I often like no-antibiotics this and organic that, but give me my motherfucking Golden Grahams!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
12/06/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 0

Trick is to take some out and put them in a ziplock bag and put to one side, then later when you come to have yours, you’ll feel more like your having all of them by finishing the box.

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
12/06/2017 at 06:22, STARS: 0

Cascadian Farm cereals are so great!!!

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 06:55, STARS: 0

all of the stupid trendy buzzwords would make me want to just set that box on fire out in the yard.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/06/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 0

Just pour a big bowl, close the box and leave it in the kitchen. Then go sit down and enjoy.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0

This looks delicious.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/06/2017 at 07:18, STARS: 0

Since when is chipotle made of diarrhea? I thought they were dried/smoked chile peppers.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/06/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0

I’ll let you burn the box if I keep the cereal.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
12/06/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0

Deal.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/06/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 0

But is it gluten-free? I see they missed a trend.

Golden Grahams with sugar on top? Weird.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/06/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 0

I’m like that with Post Blueberry Morning.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/06/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

Gluten is a wonderful and delicious thing.

I think this stuff took the sugar sprinkle of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and added it to Golden Grahams.